Roger Moore was unlike a JB we'd seen before
Humour, cheekiness and charming
In Scaramanga's targeting
A third nipple and a flying car
The gadgets added to the story
But never went too far
A belly dancer with a bullet
Bond accidentally swallowed it
Off to the pharmacy for laxatives
We never saw him shit
The final showdown between the two
Who will win?
Someone replaced the mannequin
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Ohh, they're not human. Seeing them go to the loo is beyond them. They don't do that, these super-humans. They may not even need to breathe to live! lol.
Also, in shops on TV, the shelves are always full, cos no customers hardly call in! lol.
Haha yes, never noticed the shelves before.
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