Charming

Neville

Charming

 

She said

do you see what I mean ..

He said no,

but I hear what you say ..

She said

well fuck you then mate ..

He replied, great  

do you mean right away ..

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 15th, 2023 04:25
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    I replied - not today, thank you! heehee.
    But I said 'yes' to KP - that charming, beautiful wife of mine. I've not gone to specsavers, as you will notice! lol.

    • Neville



      I bet you are as popular, as a slow French kiss at a family reunion Mr. O .. 🐭

    • arqios

      What's that they said about Venus and Mars again?

      • Neville



        is it something I said .... 😎 venus was blue while mars is still red I like em both more than a kick in the groobies .. there now tis said ..

      • Bella Shepard

        I suppose it's true that men typically only remember the last thing that they hear, or is it just selective. After having lived with one for 53 years I can also attest to the fact that they are attracted by shiny objects as well. lol. Just kidding, you are a treat in whatever you write dear friend.

        • Neville



          you may well have something there Bella .. bless you my friend and thanks for putting up with me 🐧

        • Goldfinch60

          And did she?

          Andy

          • Neville



            You know better than to ask a gentleman such a thing sir 🐧

          • Christina8

            This is well penned and hilarious! Hope you had a blast....x

            • Neville


              I guess that is one way of looking at it ... x

            • Dove

              lol, if only all exchanges were as delightful

              • Neville



                you and me both Dove πŸ’œ

              • Doggerel Dave

                πŸ˜‚That all relational disputes could be resolved so simply.....

                • Neville



                  Wouldn't it be grand eh 😎

                • L. B. Mek

                  lol
                  an invitation is what i 'choose' to hear...
                  we men, can be so brilliantly simple
                  'survival mindset, 101'
                  (thanks for the chuckle Hyung)

                  • Neville



                    my pleasure chuck πŸ™‚ and thank you πŸ™‚



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