A welcome return

orchidee



I'm here early today

Goldfinch should appear again soon though!

 

The welcome return of a fine poet

I'm grovelling now, don't you know

Though he never said to me 

'Kiss my boots!'

 

But, woe, alas, he was cut orf

Now that could be painful!

Not seen for a couple of days

 

Happened to me for a fortnight

Until I cleared a cache or something

I'm no 'techy' whizz-kid

 

A reboot needed maybe

Not meaning boot the PC

Around the room

Nor chuck it out the window

Say nice things to your PC now

Or it may throw a hissy fit

And cut you orf!

 

Be nice to it

Cos it will do just about anything

Except make the tea

It'll probably do that one day too!

 

All welcome him back

Your Royal Goldfinch!

Lay your tributes at his feet

But don't welcome me

I will only sing to ya

Add water to ya whisky

And other eccentric things. lol.

 

You're going too far now, says Fido

You know idolatry's not allowed. Doh!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 11th, 2023 01:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: Welcome back!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 9
  • Users favorite of this poem: Bobby O
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  • Neville


    a fine and fitting deviation from the norm Mr. O 🐭

    • orchidee

      Cooeee! Where are ya Gold?

    • Bobby O

      You plan the revelry and I’m in.

      • orchidee

        Thanks B.

      • arqios

        Hymn of the day❓The cat's outta da bag too !

        • orchidee

          Thanks CB. lol.

        • orchidee

          I spoke too soon. It was a temporary return. Doh!



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