Somebody recently told me
That Humpty Dumpty was a Cannon?
A Cannon?
what a bloody disappointment
I always thought he was an egg on the edge
pissed all day
with a bottle of London gin in his hand
sitting on a castle wall
crying because he’ll never be King
and why would he ever want to be?
I think he’d look even more ridiculous
with ten-inch-wide screen ears?
well…
why else would he have fallen off the wall?
unless... he was pushed?
I’m lost for words to be honest
the whole revelation has just
well…
blown me away.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: just in case any of you are wondering.... no, ive never atually met Humpty Dumpty but i heard he's a cracking fellow. lol happy saturday
- Category: Humor
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Lol )) great writing teddy , I liked the read 🙂
I think he falls off the wall because he is clumsy or yeah someone wasn’t nice to him ,
Nooo he was definately half cut lol thank you dear Rose. Have a wonderful day dear friend 💖
eggsactly, .. this is smashing ..
it seems the yolk is literally on him .. 🐣🐥🐤💛
LoL ere Nev, you can beat an egg but you cannot beat a good English fry up! Between us breakfast is served lol. ❤️
A cannon
Well that's scrambled my brain
Excellent as per
Happy Saturday to you also
LoL 🤣 thanks for coming by ❤️
Enjoyed!
So very kind to say thank you. 🤗
Huh, I had never heard about the cannon.....love the read and your puns! Great job!
Ah, lol thank you such for joining in the fun dear Christina. ❤️
We must know these things! lol.
And - why some fat bloke in a funny costume and beard comes down our chimneys once a year - how does he do it?!
Right??? LoL well said dear Orchi ❤️
Yes, I hate Christmas mornings. Always have to spend them cleaning up the lounge, after some fat ***** has dropped down the chimney. Heck of a lot of soot! lol. We'll light a fire at bedtime. That'll put the wind up him! lol.
lol
thank you for the chuckles my friend
'don't moonwalk on top of walls
when feeling a little, too humpty'
(i tried 😌)
🤣 lol woops at least you are here to tell the tale, hey MeK, I've fallen off a few walls too. ❤️ Thank you.
A little humor is the fuel needed to start the morning. Funny how these things make their way into children's nursery rhymes. A most fun write.
Dearest sorrenbarret, and to think that the king was not actually the king at the time I wrote this. Woops, they'll send me to the dungeons for treason, you'll have to come rescue me lol 🌹
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