The Poetess and the Pussy

Teddy.15


Notice of absence from Teddy.15
I'm currently on a beautiful island with the ghost of Napoleon see you all soon, when I return from my annual holidays. So take care and I'll see you all soon. ๐Ÿ’œ

 

A great Poet once told me

“those who have never experienced madness

at least once in their lives, have never lived”

 

so here goes,

one Sunday evening

whilst I was rummaging through a garbage bin down town

looking for scraps 

I was tapped on the shoulder

by a cat

he said…

“eh up, save something for me”

I replied…

I hate my life; I want to die

to be honest, I can’t believe I shared that with a cat

 

the cat, then replied…

well at least when your gone your gone

I’ve got eight more f…… lives to live.

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  • LIZ

    LMAO ๐Ÿคฃ Damn! But really....the cat's not wrong! Title got me fooled for a minute. โ€œthose who have never experienced madness at least once in their lives, have never livedโ€-isn't that the truth!!!!!

    • Teddy.15

      LOL following KP and orchi would also drive us mad lol ๐Ÿค—โค๏ธ thank you Dear Liz.

      • LIZ

        ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ especially Orchi!!

      • orchidee

        Oohh lol. Ahh, a talking cat - like Fido, me talking dog!
        They'll take us to the madhouse soon. lol. I been there once already. Was where I met KP.

        • Teddy.15

          Mr o, I thought you met KP at the chip shop? ๐Ÿ˜‚

          • orchidee

            Could have been chippy! lol.

          • Eugene S.

            I needed that! ๐Ÿ‘

            • Teddy.15

              So very kind of you to come by and say so dear Eugene S. Thank you so much ๐Ÿ˜Š

            • Goldfinch60

              Cats are such arrogant creatures. LOL

              Andy

            • L. B. Mek

              'at least when you're gone, you're gone
              Iโ€™ve still got eight more fโ€ฆโ€ฆ lives to live'
              Ha!
              always goo to be reminded, others
              may have it worse
              thanks for the chuckles my friend
              your choice of cat fits well
              with that snide witty persona
              they would so say it like that
              lol
              great fun! thank you

              • Teddy.15

                Yes exactly the message I wanted to come across, of course with a bit of my own madness ๐Ÿ˜

              • JazilPoet

                Lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, its awesome tho๐Ÿ’ฏ

                • Teddy.15

                  Dear Jazilpoet welcome to my page, and thank you so very much for coming by to telle you enjoyed this.โค๏ธ

                • Doggerel Dave

                  ๐Ÿ˜ I'll pay that one, Teddy.

                • Teddy.15

                  Dear Dave Well thank you very much then.
                  ๐Ÿ˜

                • Bella Shepard

                  Dearest Teddy, as Sheldon on the "Big Bang Theory" would say "Bazinga!" From the Van Gogh-esque pic, to the caricature of the cat, along with the zinger at the end, this is priceless. What is life without a little madness. You made my day!

                  • Teddy.15

                    Dearest Bella, thank you so much for joining in with this one, it's a pleasure to have made you laugh โค๏ธ I'm currently on holiday and will be back soon as it's incredibly hot here, but everything is great. See you soon.

                  • Neville



                    ............... this is effin brill ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›โค๏ธ

                    • Teddy.15

                      It's bloomin marvelous to laugh innit. lol thank you dear Nev. โค๏ธ

                    • sorenbarrett

                      Fun is what I can say about this write. Yes I agree you have not lived unless you have seen insanity, faced death, loved, and lost all.

                      • Teddy.15

                        LOL how lovely that you found this one, it's one of my personal favourites dearest sorrenbarret thank you so much.. ๐ŸŒน

                      • AuburnScribbler

                        This is a marvelously penned piece of literary surrealism here Teddy.15, which is handsomely adorned by a beautiful picture.

                        I also wholeheartedly agree with the quote, madness is an avenue that must be traversed, in order to live a full life.

                        Bravo, and I hope that all is well.

                        • Teddy.15

                          So very kind, thank you for coming by to leave such kind words Auburnscribbler, I hope you stay safe in the UK at this very strange and deeply concerning moment. ๐ŸŒน

                          • AuburnScribbler

                            You are most welcome Teddy.15, and yeah, I am keeping away from those riots for sure!

                            • Teddy.15

                              I lived in Brixton in the 80's very scary moments ๐ŸŒน



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