A great Poet once told me
“those who have never experienced madness
at least once in their lives, have never lived”
so here goes,
one Sunday evening
whilst I was rummaging through a garbage bin down town
looking for scraps
I was tapped on the shoulder
by a cat
he said…
“eh up, save something for me”
I replied…
I hate my life; I want to die
to be honest, I can’t believe I shared that with a cat
the cat, then replied…
well at least when your gone your gone
I’ve got eight more f…… lives to live.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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LMAO 🤣 Damn! But really....the cat's not wrong! Title got me fooled for a minute. “those who have never experienced madness at least once in their lives, have never lived”-isn't that the truth!!!!!
LOL following KP and orchi would also drive us mad lol 🤗❤️ thank you Dear Liz.
🤣🤣🤣 especially Orchi!!
Oohh lol. Ahh, a talking cat - like Fido, me talking dog!
They'll take us to the madhouse soon. lol. I been there once already. Was where I met KP.
Mr o, I thought you met KP at the chip shop? 😂
Could have been chippy! lol.
I needed that! 👍
So very kind of you to come by and say so dear Eugene S. Thank you so much 😊
Cats are such arrogant creatures. LOL
Andy
lol x
'at least when you're gone, you're gone
I’ve still got eight more f…… lives to live'
Ha!
always goo to be reminded, others
may have it worse
thanks for the chuckles my friend
your choice of cat fits well
with that snide witty persona
they would so say it like that
lol
great fun! thank you
Yes exactly the message I wanted to come across, of course with a bit of my own madness 😁
Lmao😂😂, its awesome tho💯
Dear Jazilpoet welcome to my page, and thank you so very much for coming by to telle you enjoyed this.❤️
😁 I'll pay that one, Teddy.
Dear Dave Well thank you very much then.
😁
Dearest Teddy, as Sheldon on the "Big Bang Theory" would say "Bazinga!" From the Van Gogh-esque pic, to the caricature of the cat, along with the zinger at the end, this is priceless. What is life without a little madness. You made my day!
Dearest Bella, thank you so much for joining in with this one, it's a pleasure to have made you laugh ❤️ I'm currently on holiday and will be back soon as it's incredibly hot here, but everything is great. See you soon.
............... this is effin brill 🐈⬛❤️
It's bloomin marvelous to laugh innit. lol thank you dear Nev. ❤️
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