Well, it not really 'and I'
It's her, isn't it?
And her 5 million appearances
On TV. in newspapers, etc each year.
She got let off jail again for some reason
Probably said 'Do you know who I am?'
And they replied 'Nope, not at all!'
I'll tell ya this, though it's a bit swoony for me
She says she's gonna be buried, not cremated
But why?
Cos she says her breast implants could explode
If she is cremated (swoon!)
And that she would look awful then
Unbelievable - still fussing about her appearance
Though she will be dead!
I will visit her in Chapel of Rest
And say 'You're looking good today, KP
Best I've ever seen ya!' heehee
Then - oh lol - saying her phone recognition system
Does not recognise her now
As she's had too much botox
Her face swollen like the old trout she is!
She says she feels good for age 45
Come off it KP. I thought you were at least 145
Well, you look bad for your age
Now a thing about some worrying how
They can pack all their make-up in to suitcases for holidays
KP knows that problem too
She takes 100 kg every time (if she could!)
I'll keep her in line
Take her down a peg or three
Though it's increasingly difficult, I 'll tell ya
To recognise her as each day goes on! lol
'Old Trouts Rule OK!' she says.
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This is so you! Fun!
Thanks Liz. I reckon it's all true, if ya know KP (Katie Price in UK).
Lol yes I know who she is! Oh boy! 😆
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How could I not fave this! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr O, some may call you a stalker but not I! lol 💖 I'm going to find her and bring her right to your door just so I can see you swoon.
Thanks T. lol. You seen her lately? On TV, in the papers, everywhere! The burial and phone stories are TRUE. Doh!
Ya know ya luvs er reellly - but as a man yer carn''t let yer emotions show...
Thanks Dave. Yep, as you say!
Lots of her to love, and you have a big heart to match orchi - a union made in heaven, as they say......
Well Orchi, in all the time I've been here, I had no idea who KP really was, until I saw her name in your reply to Liz. And being inquisitive, I googled her. Wish I hadn't, it's the stuff of nightmares. After seeing pics of her, I have to say that she'll never have to worry about drowning, I wonder if they come with an air pump? Your poem along with the video had me in "stitches", ouch. lol
Heehee thanks Bella. Hooray! One person who actually did not know her! Oh no, you googled her - will you ever recover from seeing her pics? Hope you won't be too deeply adversely affected. Remember it's only an old trout. lol.
Now I've googled old trout, all this time I thought you meant the fish. You have broadened my horizons Orchi, thank you!
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Sorry orchi but I cannot help but laugh my head off at what dear Bella has said. LoL 💖 🤣 well said dear Bella.
Yes lol.
Hahahah, love this Steven, it's great and hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁
Thank you I needed it
Thanks B. You persisted to the end of the poem? Ahh, good! lol.
How special that your muse changes, but you remain o’ so faithful 🙂
Thanks P. It's my daft genre, though the first two things (the burial and the phone) are true in real life!
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