Merry Madness and Trout Tales

orchidee



Ohh, but why

Must trouts always be 'old'?

There's only one that's old

In that description

You all knows her

 

For example, she writes poems too

They're all titled 'Me, me, me'

And she wrote a book of the same name

A thousand pages long it is

 

I thought it was a book about fishing

She called it 'Adventures of a Trout'!

 

Doh! When will I not see her?

Not that I see her much in person anyway

But in newspapers

Articles about botox clinics, etc

She's first in the queue for every new treatment

Or on telly - there she is!

And she's in 'Loose Women' every day, of course

 

You knows the stories I mentioned recently - 

She's gonna be buried, not cremated

Or else her breast implants will blow up (swoon!)

And her phone don't recognise her now

Cos of too much botox! heehee.

 

It would seem like fantasy

Except these two things are true

I made up the one about her taking 100 kilos of make up

On the plane for her holidays - 

Though that might be true too!

 

I would set Fido on her

But if he bites her

He would get a mouthful of botox

Ohh, she deserves all of it

Every put-down I give her. heehee

 

Fido says to me

'Don't ya just love being married to KP really?' lol.

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 12th, 2023 02:18
  • Comment from author about the poem: Some more mad times!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 13
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, Bella Shepard
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  • orchidee

    I will have to step UP these put DOWNS. KP's getting too big for her boots! lol.
    Don't see her website - you'll not recover for months. heehee.

  • Neville



    there are no flies on KP are there

    • orchidee

      Thanks N. lol.

    • Teddy.15

      Well I just had to fave this one lol finally it's out the bag you watch loose women. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      • orchidee

        Thanks T. lol. Yes, I'm one of a total of 3 people that watch it daily! lol. Give me shocking headaches, with all that nattering. Like a mother-in-laws meeting.

      • BlessedbyGod

        🤣🤣🤣🤣
        This one is great Steven, it's just the thing I needed today,🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

        • orchidee

          Thanks B.

        • Bella Shepard

          Look at it this way Orchi, perhaps she's making the supreme sacrifice of taking on all the sins of vanity for all of womankind, and sparing the rest of us. Not!
          "She's gonna be buried, not cremated Or else her breast implants will blow up (swoon!)", I almost did a spit-take on this one, well actually I did. Loved it!

          • orchidee

            Thanks Bella. Yes - that bit was true - in the newspapers. And the bit about her phone. She said 'Oh, I will look terrible if cremated, re the breast implants; I shall have to be buried'. Even fussing when she is dead! You noticed my swoon too. lol.



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