Ohh, but why
Must trouts always be 'old'?
There's only one that's old
In that description
You all knows her
For example, she writes poems too
They're all titled 'Me, me, me'
And she wrote a book of the same name
A thousand pages long it is
I thought it was a book about fishing
She called it 'Adventures of a Trout'!
Doh! When will I not see her?
Not that I see her much in person anyway
But in newspapers
Articles about botox clinics, etc
She's first in the queue for every new treatment
Or on telly - there she is!
And she's in 'Loose Women' every day, of course
You knows the stories I mentioned recently -
She's gonna be buried, not cremated
Or else her breast implants will blow up (swoon!)
And her phone don't recognise her now
Cos of too much botox! heehee.
It would seem like fantasy
Except these two things are true
I made up the one about her taking 100 kilos of make up
On the plane for her holidays -
Though that might be true too!
I would set Fido on her
But if he bites her
He would get a mouthful of botox
Ohh, she deserves all of it
Every put-down I give her. heehee
Fido says to me
'Don't ya just love being married to KP really?' lol.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Some more mad times!
- Category: Humor
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I will have to step UP these put DOWNS. KP's getting too big for her boots! lol.
Don't see her website - you'll not recover for months. heehee.
there are no flies on KP are there
Thanks N. lol.
Well I just had to fave this one lol finally it's out the bag you watch loose women. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks T. lol. Yes, I'm one of a total of 3 people that watch it daily! lol. Give me shocking headaches, with all that nattering. Like a mother-in-laws meeting.
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This one is great Steven, it's just the thing I needed today,🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
Thanks B.
Look at it this way Orchi, perhaps she's making the supreme sacrifice of taking on all the sins of vanity for all of womankind, and sparing the rest of us. Not!
"She's gonna be buried, not cremated Or else her breast implants will blow up (swoon!)", I almost did a spit-take on this one, well actually I did. Loved it!
Thanks Bella. Yes - that bit was true - in the newspapers. And the bit about her phone. She said 'Oh, I will look terrible if cremated, re the breast implants; I shall have to be buried'. Even fussing when she is dead! You noticed my swoon too. lol.
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