Argghh - computer says......

orchidee



Arrgghh - computer says 'No'?

Well, it did warn me

If I delete something from the Cloud

Cloud Cuckoo Land?

I won't be able to get it back - or not easily

 

I pencil me poems out first

Then type them up at intervals on files

Me 'hymn-book'!

Now I've got to re-type a few poems

As I pressed that 'delete' button

Only about ten poems

But they take a while to type up

 

Say nice things to your computers

And other machinery - printers, copiers, etc

They will do almost anything for ya

Except make the tea

One day soon, they will make the tea too - probably!

 

But if beyond repair

You'll have to chuck 'em out the window

KP's half-robot really

 

She's broke down, decrepit, defunct

Time to chuck her out the window

But with all that botox

She'll bounce back up from the ground! lol.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 14th, 2023 02:10
  • Comment from author about the poem: A daft adventure! lol. Ahh, a sensitive Fido and foal in the video.
  • Category: Humor
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Comments3

  • Neville



    servers you write you old guineapig 🐭

    • orchidee

      Boohoo! It's stopped me singing for a while - good, they all say! lol.

    • LIZ

      You know, as funny as this is...you bring up a great point. Everything is automated these days. BUT technology will never be able to provide a true connection. It's a great way to communicate, but the true feelings of love, or lust can't be electronic!!! I'll stick to human interactions!! Good one!

      • orchidee

        Thanks Liz. Well, it did warn me, but I pressed 'delete' still. About 45 minutes work it was, to catch up on - re-type.
        Erm, I got an electronic-stick thingy! Have I? Where did I get it?! lol. It gives me a, erm, buzz! Swoon! Do you want one? heehee.

        • LIZ

          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what makes you think I don't already have one? Lol And, yes, it can be very frustrating!

        • Doggerel Dave

          Multiple issues you have there, mate.......... But defenestration seems a little drastic.....

          • orchidee

            Thanks D. lol.

            • Doggerel Dave

              You come out of the blocks fast.... but fade rather quickly.... you aren't working on those issues in any depth, are you orchi????

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