Would You Kindly Pass the Entonox Babe
Hey listen up ..
I’m on my way so
don’t you dare
push till I’m ready
to pull okay ..
Hey no problem
at all, we’ve got
your back covered ..
Lay back,
think of England
and pass the Entonox ..
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Author:
Neville (
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Rarely am I chased to a dictionary. I think it’s cool
it all depends on how deep ya breathe it in .............. apparently .. cheers Bobby 👍
That product nor names hadn’t made it across the pond so I checked Webster and now my fragmented puzzle in my mind is tightly in place
A breath of fresh air you are. Never heard of the stuff either (ether?). Google cleared the air for me.
Very good .. made me chuckle so ya did .. well it was ether that, or cry .. thanks j 😎👍
Now a similar poem from me - guess who says it? - 'Would you kindly pass the botox babe'. lol.
I could feel that coming even before I had writ this particular little scribble ..
You're the king of titles! Honestly, the only reason why I know what Entonox means (and I still went to the dictionary to make sure), is because my sister has had 2 kids and we joke about it! But, s&*@ pass the Entonox babe!!! I love it!
thanks a bundle LIZ .. always appreciated .. oh' n just holla should you want one of your own .. 💜
Yeah I definitely had to google that one. Awesome write! I think it was a great piece! x
Just you wait till you have kids .. of your own. You will want to know exactly where they keep their stash .. x
There was one hospital whose maternity room had 30 times the limit allowed airborne. And all I could imagine was her having contractions and in pain while everyone else is standing around laughing. Maybe it was a Monty Python skit?
What no Epidural?
Gave me a chuckle, this poem. I think the "think of England" line did it, good one. - Phil A.
.................... Cor blimey .. cheers Phil 😎👍
Did my homework and googled entonox. In my naivete I opped for lamaze first time around, and must have had a memory lapse with the second, cause I went the same route again. It was all the rage 50 years ago. I suppose some of us just like doing it the hard way. Good write!
thanks for the chuckle Bella .. when I first posted this, I never realized that by sending so many folk rushing to Google, it would cause the site to crash ..
When I was in 6th grade I read the dictionary for free reading time because I had already read the entire library at the school. I still had to double check on this poem lol
go on, make me smile why don'tcha 😎👍
I'm sure you meant equinox really....almost halfway there.....
............................................................. Brilliant 😎👍
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