How can they say that!
It is suggested that green tea,
Yes green tea is good for you.
But what they don’t realise
Is that by replacing coffee,
Replacing coffee by green tea
You can lose eighty seven percent,
Yes eighty seven percent
Of what little joy you have,
You have in your life.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 5th, 2023 01:05
- Comment from author about the poem: Whenever we go out I have a saying "Coffee first!".
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Good write Gold.
Them bagpipes reminded me to sing - they will drown me out! lol.
Thanks Orchi.
LOL Andy, you'll have to bring yourself over to me... lol 😅
As long as there is coffee available Teddy, I will be their. LOL
Andy
Don't tell me you've turned into a miserable old bugger that only coffee can revive..... 😇!!!
PS Wot I need is a double shot flat white that only Australia can produce......................
No, not all, I only become a 'miserable old bugger' if I do not get my coffee. We will be up at our favourite coffee shop this morning and I will have my large Americano (or two) as usual.
Andy
You've just reversed the proposition. means the same thing.. LOL
Anyway what is an Americano? Taste buds shot after all that Scotch?? In my somewhat limited experience American coffee ain't anything to eulogise. (Weather Report: Storm clouds brewing over MPS.😂)
An Americano is a strong black coffee, they use Ecuadorian coffee in the coffee shop. It is fine, indoors I grind my own Colombian coffee beans to make coffee.
You mentioned Weather Report so hear goes:
https://youtu.be/pqashW66D7o?si=PFpwgFBYTeVNYJ7j
Andy
You've just blinded me with coffee science......!
The weather music - I would never have got there without your help, Andy; not exactly me but interesting stuff down utube right hand side. Many thanks.
My pleasure Dave, Weather Report were I group I used to listen a lot in the 1970s/80s.
Andy
Ha!!!! Just 87? I'm with you 100%!!! It's not even the caffeine for me. I just like it! Dominican coffee is really strong! So I'll have mine with a hint of almond milk!!! Thank you! 😆
Thank you LIZ, my favourite is black Colombian, at home I grind fresh beans to make it.
Andy
I need a cup of coffee after this poem.The bag pipes are glorious.Well done
Drink away David , you deserve it after reading my words. LOL
Andy
You've once again tickled the funny bone Andy. Having been a green tea drinker for many years ago, I threw caution to the wind and converted. Now I'm happy, successful, have that summer home in the Adirondacks, the Jaguar I always wanted, and I owe it all to coffee. Well, maybe not the summer home or the Jaguar, but I am very happy. Thank you for yet another chuckle of the day!
My absolute pleasure Bella, glad that you have been converted.
Andy
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