Sam the stupid

Once there was an idiot called Sam

And he had a 100 notes in his hand,

So he decided to buy a phone, fridge and a fan!

But when he saw for sale a can, 

He turned around and out he ran.

The owner was confused as what he saw,

Was that even though the stupid Sam,

Had a 100 dollars in hand, 

But ran away from a can, 

Which said it had a 100 grams!