Doggy Style

Teddy.15

 

What is poetry?

 

it’s when I’m inspired to reflect

 

on things I see around me

 

observation of sorts

 

for example,

 

Why does this beautiful lady

 

 sitting next to me on the bus have a Prada bag?

 

 

if she has a Prada bag doesn’t she own a car?

 

is her Porsche in the garage, broken down?

 

maybe she has no car?

 

those posh bags cost a fortune

 

maybe she had to choose between the two?

 

 

then I start questioning…

 

why don’t I have a posh bag?  

 

Well, poets don’t need luxuries?

  

 

It doesn’t matter what your bag is called right?

 

 

so just when I'm answering my own questions 

 

the ugliest little dog pokes his head out

 

from under the loose sparkly zip

 

it’s a Chihuahua

 

my mind is now in overdrive…

 

why on earth  would any woman spend that much money on a handbag?

 

only to have it filled up with dog shit?

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 15th, 2023 00:19
  • Comment from author about the poem: Happy Friday. 🤣
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 29
  • Users favorite of this poem: LIZ, L. B. Mek
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  • LIZ

    TEDDY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what have you started???? Lord!!! I see those bags...filled with dog shit....everywhere!!! 😆😆

    • Teddy.15

      LOL 🤣 that's about as erotic as I get in poetry , yes they are everywhere. Thank you darling Liz, so happy you enjoyed this fun piece. 💖

    • Aktarul Islam

      Wow, amazing, you nailed it. Hats off to you, Dear poet.

      • Teddy.15

        Thank you! 💕

      • orchidee

        Oh lol good write Teddy, and one of Fido's friends there.

        • Teddy.15

          LoL I hope you don't put Fido in a Prada handbag do you? Walking round town like a lord? LoL 🤣😂🤣 thanks orchidear 💖

          • orchidee

            I saw a little dog in a basket on the front of a bicycle - ahh.

            • Teddy.15

              Dorothy ? LoL 🤣

              • orchidee

                Just call me Dorothy! lol.

              • Doggerel Dave

                Prada bag a knock off - look at the stitching....😇!!!

                • Teddy.15

                  lol 🤣 thanks so much Dave. 💖

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    Go for a knock off Teddy - not all, but some are really good. I've got four - depends if it's Saturday night which one I choose....could flog off one of my surplus at a reasonable rate....LOL

                    • Teddy.15

                      Ah labels don't interest me, I'd rather have a posh kitchen, but did you know in Italy you will be fined if you are caught buying fake goods? True story.

                      • Doggerel Dave

                        Live and learn something new (nearly) every day at MPS. I've been warned..... LOL

                      • Neville


                        Shh' it happens and doesn't it just .. that's one helluva observational poem Teddy .. and by the way, I call my bag Berty .. Neville ❤️

                        • Teddy.15

                          lol does very carry a dog by any chance ? 🤣

                          Thank you my very dearest Nev. ❤️

                        • Pop64

                          While this is a thought provoking write, it too is humorous. Love the direction this took. Michael

                          • Teddy.15

                            Hello dear Michael, I'm just playing with you all. LoL 🤣 excuse the profanity word I don't usually write like this, so glad you came to join the fun and yes much to think about. I could be here all night 💖

                          • L. B. Mek

                            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
                            you brilliant soul you
                            thank you for helping with my six pack journey
                            so funny!
                            have a blessed weekend, cherished friend
                            your images are crazy! 😂

                            • Teddy.15

                              Wooops LoL 🤣 thank you my dearest Mek. 💖

                            • BlessedbyGod

                              Hahahaha, I definitely cannot afford Prada so I opted for nada,
                              I just have a small backpack,
                              And no dog,
                              I'm happy with the simple things

                              • Teddy.15

                                Or a nulla 😂 italian for nothing yes, I've never been a slave to labels obviously I live in Italy and they are everywhere. Thank you so much BBG big hugs my friend. 💖

                                • BlessedbyGod

                                  Thank you dear teddy

                                • peto

                                  Hi Teddy
                                  Want to buy a bag?
                                  It's the little things isn't it
                                  Great start to the weekend
                                  Walkies replaced by busses

                                  • Teddy.15

                                    Hey Hey Braveheart I see you, ❤️ thanks for the fun reply I have t been on a bus today but there is always tomorrow. I do get a lot of material from them. 💖 thank you my dear Peto.



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