Doggy Style

Teddy.15

 

What is poetry?

 

it’s when I’m inspired to reflect

 

on things I see around me

 

observation of sorts

 

for example,

 

Why does this beautiful lady

 

 sitting next to me on the bus have a Prada bag?

 

 

if she has a Prada bag doesn’t she own a car?

 

is her Porsche in the garage, broken down?

 

maybe she has no car?

 

those posh bags cost a fortune

 

maybe she had to choose between the two?

 

 

then I start questioning…

 

why don’t I have a posh bag?  

 

Well, poets don’t need luxuries?

  

 

It doesn’t matter what your bag is called right?

 

 

so just when I'm answering my own questions 

 

the ugliest little dog pokes his head out

 

from under the loose sparkly zip

 

it’s a Chihuahua

 

my mind is now in overdrive…

 

why on earth  would any woman spend that much money on a handbag?

 

only to have it filled up with dog shit?

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 15th, 2023 00:19
  • Comment from author about the poem: Happy Friday. 🤣
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 29
  • Users favorite of this poem: LIZ, L. B. Mek.
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Comments9

  • LIZ

    TEDDY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what have you started???? Lord!!! I see those bags...filled with dog shit....everywhere!!! 😆😆

    • Teddy.15

      LOL 🤣 that's about as erotic as I get in poetry , yes they are everywhere. Thank you darling Liz, so happy you enjoyed this fun piece. 💖

    • Aktarul Islam

      Wow, amazing, you nailed it. Hats off to you, Dear poet.

      • Teddy.15

        Thank you! 💕

      • orchidee

        Oh lol good write Teddy, and one of Fido's friends there.

        • Teddy.15

          LoL I hope you don't put Fido in a Prada handbag do you? Walking round town like a lord? LoL 🤣😂🤣 thanks orchidear 💖

          • orchidee

            I saw a little dog in a basket on the front of a bicycle - ahh.

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          • Doggerel Dave

            Prada bag a knock off - look at the stitching....😇!!!

            • Teddy.15

              lol 🤣 thanks so much Dave. 💖

              • Doggerel Dave

                Go for a knock off Teddy - not all, but some are really good. I've got four - depends if it's Saturday night which one I choose....could flog off one of my surplus at a reasonable rate....LOL

              • 2 more comments

              • Neville


                Shh' it happens and doesn't it just .. that's one helluva observational poem Teddy .. and by the way, I call my bag Berty .. Neville ❤️

                • Teddy.15

                  lol does very carry a dog by any chance ? 🤣

                  Thank you my very dearest Nev. ❤️

                • Pop64

                  While this is a thought provoking write, it too is humorous. Love the direction this took. Michael

                  • Teddy.15

                    Hello dear Michael, I'm just playing with you all. LoL 🤣 excuse the profanity word I don't usually write like this, so glad you came to join the fun and yes much to think about. I could be here all night 💖

                  • L. B. Mek

                    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
                    you brilliant soul you
                    thank you for helping with my six pack journey
                    so funny!
                    have a blessed weekend, cherished friend
                    your images are crazy! 😂

                    • Teddy.15

                      Wooops LoL 🤣 thank you my dearest Mek. 💖

                    • BlessedbyGod

                      Hahahaha, I definitely cannot afford Prada so I opted for nada,
                      I just have a small backpack,
                      And no dog,
                      I'm happy with the simple things

                      • Teddy.15

                        Or a nulla 😂 italian for nothing yes, I've never been a slave to labels obviously I live in Italy and they are everywhere. Thank you so much BBG big hugs my friend. 💖

                        • BlessedbyGod

                          Thank you dear teddy

                        • peto

                          Hi Teddy
                          Want to buy a bag?
                          It's the little things isn't it
                          Great start to the weekend
                          Walkies replaced by busses

                          • Teddy.15

                            Hey Hey Braveheart I see you, ❤️ thanks for the fun reply I have t been on a bus today but there is always tomorrow. I do get a lot of material from them. 💖 thank you my dear Peto.



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