So says Fido to me
And also I say it to myself
In a 'note to self'
I wish I would shut up sometimes
But I can't seem to stay shut up
I'll waffle on
Say 20 words will 5 will do
Gotta save on breath
Talking too many words!
A bit like when I held my breath once
For 24 hours
I did it - but didn't feel well after it! (Eh?)
We gotta be 'quick to listen;
Slow to speak; slow to be angry'
But if you've writer's block
Just write some old rubbish
In the 'That'll do' or 'Garbage' categories
Aww, why they say to me
'That's what you already do in your daft interludes -
So no change there then!'
And why some of you not got 'u' on your keyboard?
With humor and color and other stuff!
I must know these things
Of major importance
Time for walkies, Fido!
'Mark them poems 18+
Where they're supposed to be' he says
'Or I will bark fiercely at ya
And my Master will swoon!'
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: September 27th, 2023 02:21
- Comment from author about the poem: Stuff and nonsense in no meter or format at all!
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Steven!!! I actually enjoy your go with the flow attitude! It is welcomed!
Thanks Liz. lol.
Boohoo! Why did I write this? I don't wanna be shutting up! I'll go on and on, I say, I'll go.... 🙂
😆😆😆 go on then!!!
You stay exactly where you are, and I think I will manage.
Met too many wafflers and ear bashers in person over the years.
So if you should ever decide to emigrate, I hear Canada is a very nice place......
Wot a pleasant chappie that Sir Orchie is.....
Thanks Dave. lol.
I fear that the brevity of your response may mean that you were offended by my comment. I would like to assure you that the whole script was intended as jest. It would appear to you then that I was very remiss and did not provide an appropriate emoji in order to make that plain. I tried to access one but found they had all been taken by both you and Neville's fan club.
You lucky laddie?????
Why no, I was only thinking of emigrating to Canada the other day! heehee.
Oh dear orchi.,,, yes do Shut.up then. ........ ..... 😂
Oh boo hoo. lol. I was gonna shut up shutting up, and speak again. But I didn't shut up to start with, so I'm still not shutting up. 'Enough!' says Fido. lol
🤣
While this is a masterpiece, it SHOULD be marked as 18+
😯
Yes lol, thanks N. You caught me in a mad interlude!
I love rambling thoughts they inspire creativity but get little done. Slow is good if your not at the races or in a burning theater. As for the u on the keyboard it should b used more often like I or y? O! lol good write Orchi
Thanks SB.
What? No meter or format you say? Why it's pure Orchidesque! I've been away from the internet for a number of days due to a flury of events at home, but I come back this morning to this glorious surprise. Thank you dear Orchi, you have lifted my spirits, now I just need to get the face lifted.
Thanks Bella. lol. Nope, no meter or format - outrageous, it's the end of the world nearly! Doh!
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