An Ode to Spaghetti

Teddy.15

 
You can bend it 
 
and twist it 
 
it's a pole dance sensation 
 
suck it slowly or with speed 
 
until it completely disappears 
 
into your moist mouth
 
soggy or hard?
 
you must decide...
 
my personal preference 
 
it has to be al dente.  
 


 
 
 
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 29th, 2023 00:55
  • Comment from author about the poem: lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣well Lizzy and Maxine you did ask for erotic! I'm a pro! 😂
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: L. B. Mek, LIZ
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  • orchidee

    Good writ Teddy - ahh, a picture of KP there. That's what she looks like now with the botox. lol.

    • Teddy.15

      LOL 🤣 oh Orchi 🤗

      • orchidee

        She's all shrivelled up, she's all in a heap. Or is it her? Not very trout-like. 😁

        • Teddy.15

          Leave my spaghetti alone orchidear lol he doesn't like Botox. 😂

        • sorenbarrett

          I love spaghetti sometimes just with butter and garlic sometimes with just meatballs. You are making me hungry and it is still early. Soft or hard I prefer it soft certainly not hard it could be aldente but the older I get the fewer dentes. Loved the poem Teddy

          • Teddy.15

            LOL here in Italy it's always aldente, however the bread in Tuscany is made without salt so that could break teeth lol 😆 thank you my dear sorenbarret for joining in with this scribble, always humbled to see you on my my page. ❤️

          • L. B. Mek

            your pictures are the best, my friend
            I read that sandwich poem
            and felt sorry for your husband
            that's some stiff competition..
            but then reading this ode
            to your.. noodle 'sucking'
            preferences
            leads me to believe, your husband
            is a very satisfied man indeed
            lol
            question is
            do you like it
            Florentine aldente
            or Londoner, aldente
            or maybe you mix it up
            from one meal to the next...
            🤭😅🤐

            • Teddy.15

              Blushing here MeK lol a lady would never tell. LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you dear friend. ❤️

            • LIZ

              🤣🤣🤣🤣 Teddy, we're on a food ride!! Oh so.....erotic 😆😆😆😆 sucking, twisting, pole dancing....moist. What's not to like??? You're the best! 😆 Keep them coming. See, I knew you had it in you lol 😆 💖💖💖

              • Teddy.15

                lol yes, I'm so erotic over food dear Lizzy lol I can't thank you enough for the inspiration darling, this even gives me a chuckle 🤭 ♥️

                • LIZ

                  Ayyyyyy 🤭🤭🤭 you have me blushing 😚 where is Maxine? I need her to see this!!💖💖💖

                • orchidee

                  I wish to complain. lol. What has pole dancing got to do with spaghetti?! heehee.

                  • Teddy.15

                    You can wrap it round the pole instead of the fork! LoL oh orchi didn't you know? Try it tonight lol 😂the spaghetti that is, instead of chucking it on the wall lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                    • orchidee

                      Sounds good to me! lol.

                    • Neville



                      I personally think it's that bit of a bite that makes all the difference .. but then my life sucks at the moment .. ❤️

                      • Teddy.15

                        LoL I'll excuse the pun, oh stop boasting 😆 thank you dearest Nev. LoL great banter though. ❤️

                      • Goldfinch60

                        Of course it has to be al dente!

                        LOve it

                        Andy

                        • Teddy.15

                          💖 🤣 thank you dear friend.

                        • Thomas W Case

                          Very subtle. Great work.

                          • Teddy.15

                            Hello dear Thomas, lol it's about as hot as it gets 😂 Thank you 💕

                            • Thomas W Case

                              Great stuff. I recently published a book, Seedy Town Blues Collected Poems. It's on Amazon. The reviews talk about "Bukowsiesque fashion."



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