An ode to the Mushroom

Teddy.15

 
Well if it's that small 
 
please....
 
keep it to yourself. 
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 10th, 2023 13:08
  • Comment from author about the poem: No mushrooms or pride were hurt during the making of this (watchamacallit) lol it's satire❀️
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 3
  • Users favorite of this poem: Bella Shepard, LIZ, L. B. Mek
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  • orchidee

    I might swoon! lol.

    • Teddy.15

      LoL keep your hair on dear orchidear πŸ’–πŸ€£

    • Bella Shepard

      I'm sure that the S.F.T.P.O.M. will be pleased. Is there possibly a double entendre here, or is it just my warped mind? Either way, short, sweet, fun, you rule!!!

      • Teddy.15

        I probably should have put 18 on this one lol πŸ˜‚ I needed to cheer my self up and you dear Bella πŸ’“πŸ’“ πŸ’“πŸ’“ so glad I have

      • Bella Shepard

        I'm sure that the S.F.T.P.O.M. will be pleased. Is there possibly a double entendre here, or is it just my warped mind? Either way, short, sweet, fun, you rule!!!

        • Teddy.15

          You got it on the first glance it's definitely humour/satire ❀️ lol

          • Bella Shepard

            Thank you dear, it's rare these days I get something, anything on the first glance. lol

            • Teddy.15

              Yeh some might say the same with a small mushroom πŸ„ lol πŸ˜‚ love you!

              • Bella Shepard

                Never tried the 'rooms, although I did try a joint just once, didn't work. We are talking about the same thing, right? lol love you to.

                • Teddy.15

                  Size my dear size lol β£οΈπŸ€—β£οΈ

                  • Bella Shepard

                    Ah, yes!

                  • MendedFences27

                    L.O.L. My second reading of "Mushrooms" today. Are they all coming out of there dark rooms? This one puts a twist on them, wait, that could be painful, let's just say that they are short but tasty, oops bad image, how about they're potent and make a great sauce. There I think I've said something no one will pick on. But wait, what about the people who pick mushrooms? I give up. - Phil A.

                    • Teddy.15

                      October 10th, 2023 18:59
                      LMAO oh Phil thank you my dear friend. At the moment we need all the laughs we can have. ❀️ thank you thank you ❀️

                    • LIZ

                      🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 OH MY GOD!!! This is fabulous πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘
                      I laughed so hard!!! Teddy....thank you!!! πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

                      • Teddy.15

                        Good morning my dear Liz, so glad you laughed that's what was my aim, you can count on my odes lol thank you my dear friend. ❀️

                      • Goldfinch60

                        OK, no problem Teddy. LOL

                        Andy

                        • Teddy.15

                          LOL πŸ˜‚ ok thank you Sir Goldfinch. ❀️

                        • Neville



                          I'm a mushroomy kinda guy found some nice fly agaric while out foraging recently .. Neville

                          • Teddy.15

                            ❀️ lovely to hear that my dear Nev. ❀️

                          • L. B. Mek

                            it shrinks in heat damn it!
                            you mushroom bully
                            oh I'm judging you right back! 🧐
                            lol

                            • Teddy.15

                              LOL calm down Mr Muscles lol you would be right to judge me back though I don't have a mushroom πŸ„ lol ❀️

                            • Thomas W Case

                              lol

                              • Teddy.15

                                LoL πŸ˜‚ ❀️ thank you!



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