An ode to the Mushroom

Teddy.15

 
Well if it's that small 
 
please....
 
keep it to yourself. 
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 10th, 2023 13:08
  • Comment from author about the poem: No mushrooms or pride were hurt during the making of this (watchamacallit) lol it's satire❤️
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 3
  • Users favorite of this poem: Bella Shepard, LIZ, L. B. Mek.
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Comments9

  • orchidee

    I might swoon! lol.

    • Teddy.15

      LoL keep your hair on dear orchidear 💖🤣

    • Bella Shepard

      I'm sure that the S.F.T.P.O.M. will be pleased. Is there possibly a double entendre here, or is it just my warped mind? Either way, short, sweet, fun, you rule!!!

      • Teddy.15

        I probably should have put 18 on this one lol 😂 I needed to cheer my self up and you dear Bella 💓💓 💓💓 so glad I have

      • Bella Shepard

        I'm sure that the S.F.T.P.O.M. will be pleased. Is there possibly a double entendre here, or is it just my warped mind? Either way, short, sweet, fun, you rule!!!

        • Teddy.15

          You got it on the first glance it's definitely humour/satire ❤️ lol

          • Bella Shepard

            Thank you dear, it's rare these days I get something, anything on the first glance. lol

            • 4 more comments

          • MendedFences27

            L.O.L. My second reading of "Mushrooms" today. Are they all coming out of there dark rooms? This one puts a twist on them, wait, that could be painful, let's just say that they are short but tasty, oops bad image, how about they're potent and make a great sauce. There I think I've said something no one will pick on. But wait, what about the people who pick mushrooms? I give up. - Phil A.

            • Teddy.15

              October 10th, 2023 18:59
              LMAO oh Phil thank you my dear friend. At the moment we need all the laughs we can have. ❤️ thank you thank you ❤️

            • LIZ

              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OH MY GOD!!! This is fabulous 👌 👏
              I laughed so hard!!! Teddy....thank you!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

              • Teddy.15

                Good morning my dear Liz, so glad you laughed that's what was my aim, you can count on my odes lol thank you my dear friend. ❤️

              • Goldfinch60

                OK, no problem Teddy. LOL

                Andy

                • Teddy.15

                  LOL 😂 ok thank you Sir Goldfinch. ❤️

                • Neville



                  I'm a mushroomy kinda guy found some nice fly agaric while out foraging recently .. Neville

                  • Teddy.15

                    ❤️ lovely to hear that my dear Nev. ❤️

                  • L. B. Mek

                    it shrinks in heat damn it!
                    you mushroom bully
                    oh I'm judging you right back! 🧐
                    lol

                    • Teddy.15

                      LOL calm down Mr Muscles lol you would be right to judge me back though I don't have a mushroom 🍄 lol ❤️

                    • Thomas W Case

                      lol

                      • Teddy.15

                        LoL 😂 ❤️ thank you!



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