An Ode to my very own Sanity

Teddy.15

 

I once met a woman

who claimed

she'd had an affair

with E.T

 

of course

I didn't waste my time

arguing my point

 

I just said

oh how nice, what happened?

 

she replied...

 

we still meet from time to time

 

I couldn't help but wonder

 

maybe they bloody do?

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 11th, 2023 03:33
  • Comment from author about the poem: well, i have to blame it on the flu lol
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 2
  • Users favorite of this poem: LIZ
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  • Neville



    I once had a time slip that I just can't explain .. lost an hour and fifteen mins .. three time pieces all stopped at the same moment .. my wristwatch .. my car clock and the wall clock in my lounge .. sorry, I just got carried away again .. a fun post today Teddy ....... ❤️

    • Teddy.15

      I'll come back to read your review later when I feel half alive lol 😂 thank you my dearest Nev.❤️ I lost 6 hours on this. ❤️

    • orchidee

      Didn't he go home, E.T.? Where is he now?
      Oh well, if she does have an affair with him, any children will look like KP. lol.
      Get well soon. 😁

      • Teddy.15

        Yeh, I don't know how they met, but there's a good g5 service now ain't there? LoL ❤️

      • LIZ

        TEDDY!!!!! I love your sense of humor!! Gets me every time!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I mean....if you think about it...we're all a "little" insane....OR is it "A LOT" insane? Mmmmmm....I wonder! LOL

        • Teddy.15

          Oh Lizzy, I'm as rough as Winnie the Pooh's bum after a night of Nutella lol 😂 I'm really sorry I will catch up very soon. I promise thanks for believing in chuckling. ❤️

          • LIZ

            😂😂😂😂😂"Winnie the Pooh's bum after a night of Nutella"---no but....I SEE IT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I believe you are where you're supposed to be....until you decide otherwise!! Laughter is the best....well you know 😁 so thank YOU! 💖💖💖💖

          • MendedFences27

            Maybe she meant an E. M. T. or maybe she's from another planet and we're all E.T.'s to her, or maybe, he just wanted to borrow her phone and one thing led to another.
            Your poem becomes more powerful with the line "we still meet from time to time," and soars with your closing. A fun poem. - Phil A.

            • Teddy.15

              LoL I absolutely love your reviews. Thank you dear Phil. I do believe we live amongst some types of aliens lol 😂 ❤️

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Teddy.

              Andy

              • Teddy.15

                Thank you dear Andy. ❤️

              • Thomas W Case

                Excellent. Made me smile.

                • Teddy.15

                  Thank you dear Thomas, I'm so humbled that you smile, the world we live in, I believe most things possible lol ❤️



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