Make Haste To Hastings!

orchidee



Yes, it's that day again

(See Goldfinch's poem too for today)

The Battle of Hastings 1066 in the UK

 

There's an annual reunion

It's free to attend, but with one condition...

You have to have been there in person

Fighting in that battle

All of 957 years ago

And it helps if your name is Methuselah

He lived to 969 years, it's said

 

But Goldfinch and I - who can tell

How old we are? How young we are?

We're both millions of years old/young!

 

We were the first two men on the Moon (and Fido)

Not those in 1969

We stepped out from the dark side of the moon

To shake their hands and say 'Greetings, Earthlings!'

You knows that the true version

And E.T. is Fido's friend!

 

Yes, haste to Hastings

For more merriment and nuttiness

I'll add water to your wine too!

heehee

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 14th, 2023 02:02
  • Comment from author about the poem: Daftness and nuttiness reigns today!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 3
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15
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Comments5

  • orchidee

    Never been there actually!

  • Teddy.15

    Yes I will come too lol ❤️ I can't always contain my nuttiness to myself.

    • orchidee

      Thanks Teddy. lol. See you there!

      • Teddy.15

        Ain't you picking me up? What!!!! Outrageous lol

        • orchidee

          Yes I will collect you - on me horse.

          • Teddy.15

            LoL er I'll just catch an Uber lol 😂

            • Teddy.15

              Lol bonkers lot ❤️❤️❤️

            • sorenbarrett

              Happy birthday Hastings. I'm glad I'm not that old. Don't like fighting much and the mud would not be much fun. I wouldn't like to catch an arrow in my eye. Good write Orchi.

              • orchidee

                Thanks SB.

              • Thomas W Case

                A nice lighthearted romp. Great fun.

                • orchidee

                  Thanks T.

                • Goldfinch60

                  Yes I have been to Hastings and sat on the beach but the last time I went no Normans showed up so I went down the pub!

                  Andy

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Gold. lol.



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