Gotta mark this 18+ for sure!
An adventure of Fido and me.......
We went visiting a haunted castle
Quite scary, but nothing to compare
With what happened when we got home
How can I describe it to ya?
Will ya ever recover from the horror of it?
If ya ever saw it in person
Ya would never want to see it again
Yes, we returned from the castle
'Time for bed', I said, and Fido agreed
(He's a talking dog too, ya know!)
And then, as we got upstairs
(He sleeps by my bed)
A sight, an apparition
Too ghastly to behold for long
'It's Halloween night' Fido said to me
'Your mind's playing tricks on you'
'There's no-one there'
'But look', I said to Fido
'There is someone there'
'Looks like an old trout'
'It's....... KP without her make-up on!'
I forgot that she wears no make-up
On Halloween night! heehee.
Oohh, I am horrible to her - lol.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: October 31st, 2023 02:54
- Comment from author about the poem: A horror story for ya! lol.
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That is hysterical.
Thanks T. lol.
I don't like Halloween although I am into lots of other Pagan rituals .. and quite fancy toasting the nuts off a Guineapig around the bonfire come the 5th of next month .. 🐀🍒👍
Thanks N. Are ye heathen/pagan? It seems Gentiles (anyone who was not a Jew) was referred to as heathen in olden days.
I'm neither Jew nor Gentile. I'm half human, half guinea pig! lol.
Helloween is a good subject of joke !
Thanks D. lol.
Lol 😂
Heehee. Pity it's true - is it?! lol.
If it’s true then I’m sorry.
Not true in a million years! lol.
Steer clear of Neville on the 5th.
Yes lol.
Quite a reflection of us when with our hair down" are trout-like and fit for little more than days of observances as such.
Thanks CB.
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