Caught Out Cryptically

orchidee



Ohh, It's no use

Asking Fido and I to understand anything cryptic

In poems or prose

 

But waffle on pleasantly as you will

In your own style

I dunno what most cryptic poems are on about

Being uncultured, unknowing, unpoetic at times! heehee.

 

I get caught out

The poet replies - Nooooo, I didn't mean THAT at all!

Yet we can all have our own interpretations

What does a poem speak to us about?

 

But, wait, Fido will probably know the meanings

He knows 99% of everything there is to know

Explain to me, Fido

Of these cryptic lines

Help my three brain cells to understand

Seeing as you have three trillion of them!

 

Some may as well be algebra

For all I can understand of them

Now look, who uses algebra now?

2x + 3y - BBC and ITV...

Summat like that anyway!

 

Oh, I'll read 'em, them poems

You'll likely get the comment from me:

'Good write', or 'fine write'

But that's all! Doh!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 14th, 2023 03:01
  • Comment from author about the poem: Me and my experience of trying to understand cryptic poems. I just ask Fido what they mean!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 12
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  • Nicholas Browning

    Shame on you for not reading more thoroughly, and shame on Fido for not spilling the beans lmao. That's why I leave you little messages in my comment section, Sir Steve! Doh!

    • orchidee

      Thanks N. lol.

    • Doggerel Dave

      We here are in perfect harmony Sir Orchi Non Sequitur, but I have no Fido with whom to consult, so I drag my sorry brain along to the next haven of misunderstanding....

      • orchidee

        Thanks Dave.

      • 2781

        What are you on about?
        I don't get bbc or itv.

        • orchidee

          Hello 2. I mean that some poems are like trying to figure out algebra.
          I added BBC and ITV in as a sidetrack! lol.

        • Accidental Poet

          Orchi, just watch the cat and dog video and you'll forget all about the cryptic poems. 😜

          • orchidee

            Thanks AP.

          • BlessedbyGod

            🤣🤣🤣totally understand! 🤣🤣

            • orchidee

              Thanks B. I watch out for those poems, and eat pies while reading them. lol. We know it!

              • BlessedbyGod

                Hahahaha, it's key

                • orchidee

                  Ohh yes, I forgot that! Falls off chair laughing! lol.

                  • BlessedbyGod

                    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                  • sorenbarrett

                    Good write Orchi. Just kidding. Oh no I didn't mean it wasn't a good write. Oh well just interpret this as you want of as Fido says.

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks SB. lol.

                    • arqios

                      Nice write orchi

                      • orchidee

                        Thans erm CB? Is that you - arqios?!

                        • arqios

                          Yup. It is I!

                          • orchidee

                            You got more cryptic! If it wasn't the same pic, I would never have recognised ya! lol.



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