For Fans Of Fido

orchidee



Tune: Branle de l'officiel

('Ding, dong, merrily on high')

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Fido, Orchi, plan a song

They will sing it all day long

Though it's torture to you all

The singing will you appal

 

Chorus

Wo--oo--oo--ofs to you! Don't forget the eighteen plus [tick box]

Wo--oo--oo--ofs to you! Or Fido will cause great fuss

 

He will bark and howl and whine

If he sees any 'hot' lines

For if you forget to tick

That [18+] box, he will bark, not lick - Chorus

 

But he wishes you all well

When he content, you can tall

Reading poems by fireside

His contentment not denied - Chorus

 

He can cause a right ding-dong

You'll not hear the end day-long

His bark be worse than his bite

Humour him, he won't you fright - Chorus

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 4th, 2024 02:05
  • Comment from author about the poem: Not really a hymn, but a fun poem!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 11
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • 2781

    I am once again wondering was it something I said?

    • orchidee

      Thanks 2. lol. It's me occasional mad moments of aberrations!

    • sorenbarrett

      It's that 18+ thing again. If I mark that Fido won't qualify. Unless Fido is immortal, I don't know any dogs that get that old. Good write Orchi

      • orchidee

        Oh lol, thanks SB. Maybe Fido's as old as Goldfinch and me - millions of years old, so we say!

      • arqios

        All’s quite in order for the starting of this year… woof! woof! 🐶

        • orchidee

          Thanks A. lol.

        • Accidental Poet

          As there sits KP by the fireside with her ear plugs firmly inserted. 😁

          • orchidee

            Thanks AP. lol. Yep, she's there too, by the fireplace, on the mat. Fido's in her chair!

            • Accidental Poet

              Crack that whip Fido. 😆



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