Fresh Coffee?

Goldfinch60



“Do you want a coffee?”

I ask my Mrs.

“Yes please, decaff please”

So I grind the Colombian beans

And put them into the filter

To make my glorious brew.

And I get the jar from the cupboard

Filled with the Devils work;

As I put the granules in the cup

My hand slips

And the coffee goes over the floor.

So I get the hand hoover,

And suck the stuff up.

As the granules weren’t used

I then put them into her cup.

Surely the dust from the floor

Would enhance the flavour

Of this invidious brew!

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 15th, 2024 02:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: Decaff is is the Devils brew as far as I am concerned!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • Teddy.15

    LOL oh 🤣 please never try the toothbrush cleaning of the toilet rim though that's just for evil ex boyfriends lol 🌹

    • Goldfinch60

      Thank you Teddy.
      I am sure that you have not had any evil ex boyfriends Teddy. 🌹🌹🌹

      Andy

    • sorenbarrett

      Waste not want not I always say. Couldn't be worse than that high priced coffee from monkey dropping's. Another fun read

      • Goldfinch60

        Thank you soren, very true. I have tried most coffees but never the one from monkey droppings as you say it is much too expensive.

        Andy

      • Neville



        whilst one can beat an egg, one just can't beat a cup of proper decent strong black coffee, can ya .. Neville

        • Goldfinch60

          So very true Neville.

          Andy

        • orchidee

          There's tea-bag bandits now! Doh!

          • Goldfinch60

            Not in my house there isn't I brew tea properly from tea leaves in a teapot.

            Andy

          • Tom Dylan

            Hilarious! It felt like a comedy sketch! 🙂

            • Goldfinch60

              Most kind Tom, thank you.

              Andy

            • Accidental Poet

              You could even call it Hoover's Brew. ☕😉

              • Goldfinch60

                Yes you could AP, I will remember that next time it happens. LOL

                Andy

              • Doggerel Dave

                😂🤣😂🤣
                Well that finally settles that then Dr Crippen. I've decided not to take up your visit invite. Now while your victims seem to be women, the three glasses of red coloured Laphroaig you offered me the other day did trigger some concern......

                • Goldfinch60

                  I do drink fine red wine as well Dave, so I could offer you that as well as Laphroaig.

                  Andy

                • John Prophet

                  Made me smile!

                  • Goldfinch60

                    If I made you smile John, my job was successful.

                    Andy



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