“Do you want a coffee?”
I ask my Mrs.
“Yes please, decaff please”
So I grind the Colombian beans
And put them into the filter
To make my glorious brew.
And I get the jar from the cupboard
Filled with the Devils work;
As I put the granules in the cup
My hand slips
And the coffee goes over the floor.
So I get the hand hoover,
And suck the stuff up.
As the granules weren’t used
I then put them into her cup.
Surely the dust from the floor
Would enhance the flavour
Of this invidious brew!
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Decaff is is the Devils brew as far as I am concerned!
- Category: Humor
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LOL oh 🤣 please never try the toothbrush cleaning of the toilet rim though that's just for evil ex boyfriends lol 🌹
Thank you Teddy.
I am sure that you have not had any evil ex boyfriends Teddy. 🌹🌹🌹
Andy
Waste not want not I always say. Couldn't be worse than that high priced coffee from monkey dropping's. Another fun read
Thank you soren, very true. I have tried most coffees but never the one from monkey droppings as you say it is much too expensive.
Andy
whilst one can beat an egg, one just can't beat a cup of proper decent strong black coffee, can ya .. Neville
So very true Neville.
Andy
There's tea-bag bandits now! Doh!
Not in my house there isn't I brew tea properly from tea leaves in a teapot.
Andy
Hilarious! It felt like a comedy sketch! 🙂
Most kind Tom, thank you.
Andy
You could even call it Hoover's Brew. ☕😉
Yes you could AP, I will remember that next time it happens. LOL
Andy
😂🤣😂🤣
Well that finally settles that then Dr Crippen. I've decided not to take up your visit invite. Now while your victims seem to be women, the three glasses of red coloured Laphroaig you offered me the other day did trigger some concern......
I do drink fine red wine as well Dave, so I could offer you that as well as Laphroaig.
Andy
Made me smile!
If I made you smile John, my job was successful.
Andy
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