Blow the trumpets
I'll blow me own too!
Announce it everywhere....
Orchi is 21 again
About 3 million times over!
Woof! Happy Birthday! says Fido
He hopes it won't be too swoony for me
He will still check the 18+ poems for me
Goldfinch is as old as me
We've seen some times, such as...
At Hastings in 1066
And WE were the first ones on the Moon
Long before 1969 AD
We've seen wars too
The Boer Wars, that is
They're quite old!
Of course, where things have gone wrong
It's always been my fault!
Now to resume a hobby
Helping in Antiques Show
Do I know them? Why, yes, I'm in them
As an exhibit!
And how many years have I been married to KP?
Life had been all downhill since that day
She hid the water from my tipple
And being tipsy, I said 'I do'!
Wish me many more days
Though they'll be (old) trout-like
But wishing me many days won't help
Cos they won't be happy! heehee.
Here's a video if ya wanna sing to ME
I been torturing ya for years
Singing to YOU! lol.
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Author:
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- Comment from author about the poem: Ohh, 21 again - a digressional poem from the norm!
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Happy Birthday dear Orchi may you have many more.
Thanks SB.
Three! Millions of threes… we’re the same age I see: 21 again! Happy birthday! And a pressie 🎁 for Fido as well, can’t leave ‘‘em out.
Thanks A from me and Fido!
lol 😂 happy 21st birthday for the billionth time
Thanks GS. lol.
Happy Birthday. Love the creativity.
Thanks T.
Happy 21st Birthday 🥳
Happy 21st Birthday 🥳
Happy 21st Birthday 🥳
for all three! Dear Orchi!
And 💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼🌹🌹🌹
Thanks John. lol.
So its come round again has it!! I suppose I had better wish you happy birthday for the 65,557,387,179th time today. So Happy birthday Orchi,
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol. A random number there - or an exact one? How old are you now? heehee.
If exact is what you ask,
63,000,000 would be it Orchi.
Happy Birthday you 'ole swooner. 🤣
Thanks AP. lol.
How old is KP under tons of botox?!
Does Botox age faster or slower than a human? 🤔
I'm hoping it's faster, so I can say to KP 'I told you it would do you no good!' lol.
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