With an understated reputation
she could bend you into a pretzel
eyes wild like a cat on crack
somedays she would roam the streets
with just a plain button down trench coat
nothing underneath
slippers in hand
searching for her next…
catch of the day.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: watch out boys she'll chew you up! lol
- Category: Humor
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This one really packs a punch, Teddy. 🙂
Watch out boy! LoL 🌹
And the song lyric made me lol! Very well done! 🙂
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Sorry Teddy, I am taken. LOL
Andy
Damn lol Mary is a lucky lass. ❤️
do you have her co-ordinates by any chance .. am askin for a friend .. 🌹
LOL will pass them on to you 💋 lol
Pass. I've never been fond of a pretzel as the last one was followed by an extraordinary large dental bill after I got my indigestion under control, (half a box of antiacid tablets it took) and I really can't afford another and I'm trying to loose weight so the bendy bit isn't going to work for me, plus the thought of her dirty feet is a little teensy bit of a turn off and.........
As if anyone would believe you would pass, she said she won't bend you then lol 💋 thank you dear Dave, better we laugh in these times. 🌹
No............ . . . .Yes, I'll pluck up the courage to meet her, but I'd need you to stump up for the chiropractor bill afterwards....
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I believe I've encountered this person before. I barely escaped. 🤔
LoL it couldn't have been her, she wouldn't let you get away. 💋
hahahaha 😂Now THAT was funny Teddy. 😉
Superb work Teddy. I've met a few. Lol
lol yes I've seen them roaming the streets 🤣 You inspired this one so thank you Thomas. 🌹
Seductive, alluring, haunting in a way, I hear a sirens call. Short but so powerfully packed with imagery leading one's imagination expanding on the original work filling in what is not said. A true sign of a wonderful work that lingers long after the read is done. Kudos for the courage to write on a risque' topic with such class and skill.
Wow thank you so much dear sorenbarret, and may I just say she is definitely not me... lol always such a pleasure to share with you. 🌹
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