With an understated reputation

she could bend you into a pretzel

eyes wild like a cat on crack

somedays she would roam the streets

with just a plain button down trench coat

nothing underneath

slippers in hand

searching for her next…

catch of the day.

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 22nd, 2024 01:54
  • Comment from author about the poem: watch out boys she'll chew you up! lol
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 15
  • Users favorite of this poem: Nubianpoet, Accidental Poet.
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  • Tom C Dylan

    This one really packs a punch, Teddy. 🙂

    • Teddy.15

      Watch out boy! LoL 🌹

      • Tom C Dylan

        And the song lyric made me lol! Very well done! 🙂

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      • Goldfinch60

        Sorry Teddy, I am taken. LOL


        • Teddy.15

          Damn lol Mary is a lucky lass. ❤️

        • Neville

          do you have her co-ordinates by any chance .. am askin for a friend .. 🌹

          • Teddy.15

            LOL will pass them on to you 💋 lol

          • Doggerel Dave

            Pass. I've never been fond of a pretzel as the last one was followed by an extraordinary large dental bill after I got my indigestion under control, (half a box of antiacid tablets it took) and I really can't afford another and I'm trying to loose weight so the bendy bit isn't going to work for me, plus the thought of her dirty feet is a little teensy bit of a turn off and.........

            • Teddy.15

              As if anyone would believe you would pass, she said she won't bend you then lol 💋 thank you dear Dave, better we laugh in these times. 🌹

              • Doggerel Dave

                No............ . . . .Yes, I'll pluck up the courage to meet her, but I'd need you to stump up for the chiropractor bill afterwards....

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              • Accidental Poet

                I believe I've encountered this person before. I barely escaped. 🤔

                • Teddy.15

                  LoL it couldn't have been her, she wouldn't let you get away. 💋

                  • Accidental Poet

                    hahahaha 😂Now THAT was funny Teddy. 😉

                  • Thomas W Case

                    Superb work Teddy. I've met a few. Lol

                    • Teddy.15

                      lol yes I've seen them roaming the streets 🤣 You inspired this one so thank you Thomas. 🌹

                    • sorenbarrett

                      Seductive, alluring, haunting in a way, I hear a sirens call. Short but so powerfully packed with imagery leading one's imagination expanding on the original work filling in what is not said. A true sign of a wonderful work that lingers long after the read is done. Kudos for the courage to write on a risque' topic with such class and skill.

                      • Teddy.15

                        Wow thank you so much dear sorenbarret, and may I just say she is definitely not me... lol always such a pleasure to share with you. 🌹

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