Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂
There’s a poet here name of orchidee,
A hymnist of some local renown;
He will always faint, he tells us with glee
At writings he suspects might be naughty.
Truth revealed: his real name is Solomon
Who penned slyly a Song quite erotic
In a book for many still number one..
Orchidee – do reveal yourself, old son…
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Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: For anyone unsure of the existence of The Song of Solomon, I can provide a reference from my copy, King James Edition given me at the very early age of nine, perhaps as preparation for a very early puberty……😉
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Sorry Dave but Orchi and I are much older than that, we we were sitting by Solomon when he said those words and Fido kept on barking at every rude bit so nobody heard it. LOL
Andy
You are just trying to confuse the issue, Andy; but at least I now have concrete evidence that the three of you were there.... however it would appear orchi has done a runner and is not prepared to face the music (geddit? music...)
And wot about all them anxious Christians out there, who believed that book was a sacred text, only to find ..... bits of it had been cooked up by orchi??
Dont mention the P word .. Solomon will swoon .. Hairy nuff .. or should that be furry nuff .. Neville 😎👍
Feels like he already has ... or gone AWL and headed for the hills.... in a hairy... I mean hurry.
I guess that you Gold and Orchi are also know as the three wise men. Good write Dave a proper tribute.
Just felt orchi had never been awarded proper respect or proper attribution...or something...
Nah - I weren't there. The three in question were Andy (see top comment), Fido (again see top comment) and Orchidee.
How I obtained this information involved some deep undercover work (nothing to do with the impending approach of puberty BTW); these sources from which the information was received must remain confidential, I'm afraid as I believe orchi is, in his absence, about to resort to some extraordinary measures of some kind ...a libel case in the offing???
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