A poem by Fido.
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Why did ya wanna join this site?
There's a character on it, you'll meet
Always singing, so he thinks
It's more like screeching
They call him Orchi, or Porchi (Porky)
Or they call him whatever - within reason!
Thinks he is married to KP
In a love-hate relationship
Or a trout-hate one! heehee
He (and Goldfinch) are millions of years old, they say
I'm nearly as old as them
He dunno what he's on about half the time
He's too busy watering down tipples
You'll hear his water syphon - Psstt!
No, that's not p****d (ooh!)
That's what I bark to save ya from. Doh!
He's had a sheltered life
He's prone to swoons
If anything 'hot' is printed in poems
But I'm here to save him from swoons
In case he falls
Yes, I'm a reading, talking, barking dog
I will only bark at ya
If ya forget to mark certain poems 18+
I can't have ya conveniently 'forgetting'!
Me bark is worse than me bite
But it won't shut me up
Tossing me a few dog biscuits
Greetings and woofs to ya!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: March 15th, 2024 03:24
- Comment from author about the poem: Fido's turn today. lol.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 18
- Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet, Bella Shepard.
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Comments7
So he's Awoof Hitler then? Censoring peoples rights to express. Right, I'm going to speak to Winston Cathill about this!
Thanks S. lol
This was fun.I'm not sure Fido has a healthy attitude but each to their own.Well done
Thanks D.
Go Fido - you deserved better, but you've found your place.........
Thanks D.
I'd say Fido deserves his own page. 🐶
Thanks AP. Yes lol.
Bravo Fido, keep him in line, we can't have him running amuck. So did you type this yourself, or did you have help? Such fun!!
Thanks B. lol.
Fido deserves an award 🥇 lol 😂
Thanks GS. lol.
Remember, I trained Fido before I gave him to you Orchi. So beware.
Andy
Thanks Andy - yes lol.
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