Digestives.

Goldfinch60



Yet again I made the mistake,

The mistake of making them,

Making digestive biscuits.

I put all the ingredients together,

Mixed them well into a crumbly dough,

Rolled them out

And cut them into biscuits.

Into the oven they went

And cooked them.

They came out of the oven

Light brown and ready,

Ready to eat.

And that was the problem

As I had to taste one,

And as ever they were wonderful.

Into the biscuit jar they went

And that problem now is

That every time I walk passed them

I need to try one

Just in case they have gone off,

And because of that

They do not last very long,

So once again tomorrow

I will have to make some more.

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 25th, 2024 01:59
  • Comment from author about the poem: If any body would like one I am afraid the biscuit jar is empty. 😂😂😂
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 8
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • 2781

    Love baking.

    • Goldfinch60

      So do I, I have been cooking since I was a child.

      Andy

    • orchidee

      Good write Gold.
      I won't bother you for any if you cover them in plain chocolate - ugh!

      • Goldfinch60

        I do not put any chocolate over them Orchi.

        Andy

      • Teddy.15

        LOL oh I do that too 🤣 most impressed you make digestives. If you can make the cheese topping try a cheese cake for me. 🌹

        • Goldfinch60

          I have made cheesecakes Teddy, not a problem. Cooking used to be an obsession with me but not so much now but I still cook most of the time.

          Andy

        • Tom Dylan

          You can't beat a digestive! Love them, whether it's covered in chocolate or plain with cheese. 🙂 I'm more into eating than baking, so good on you for making your own.

          • Goldfinch60

            Thank you Tom, much appreciated.

            Andy

          • Accidental Poet

            I'm the same way with chocolate chip cookies. And same problem, they don't last very long. I don't understand why. Maybe there's a cookie thief hiding in the closet. 🤔

            • Goldfinch60

              I have made chocolate chip cookies as well AP. Yes I am sure there is a cookie thief in the closet. LOL

              Andy

            • orchidee

              You'll want me to choke on a digestive, if I mention it's a day today (Lady Day), meaning 9 months to got to Ch........ Unmentionable in March?! lol.

              • Goldfinch60

                Certainly un mentionable Orchi. LOL

                Andy



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