So, I walk into the pub, I’m walking in blind
don’t know who I’m meeting
no idea, who I’ll find?
I’m not really even excited
Just wanted to be wined and dined
I walk over to the bar
I order a large G and T
I drink it in a second
a tap upon my shoulder
I turn around to see
the extra-terrestrial home coming
by gosh it’s the one and only E.T
now I’m no oil painting
but by-golly even Mona Lisa would have fallen off the wall
his head was shaped real funny
just like a rugby ball
as I stood staring, pretending I’m not me
playing with my thumbs
I hear the knocking of his knees
wishing that my gin and tonic
was a triple, and then filled with another three
trying hard not to look at this poor fellow
that looks just like, E.T
he wanted to have a conversation
but I wasn’t in the mood
I told him very politely
don’t worry sir...
your date, will be here soon?
so there he was having a moan
and me?
well I listened to him groan
now I know just why it’s better better, being alone
my last words to him were
“here you go my darling”
you can borrow me phone.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: No aliens nor otherwise we're hurt during the making of these scribbles. 🤣
- Category: Humor
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Comments8
So nice to start the morning with a smile and I am glad that no aliens were harmed. The situation many of us have been in and the excuses that we make brings fond memories. A story so well told, made me chuckle.
Chuckle? Oh my, Mona Lisa did just fall off the wall onto my head 🤣 thank you my dear sorrenbarret have a wonderful day my dear poet. 🌹
😅😂🤣 Take the Gin bottle, forget the T and do a bolt for home, Teddy.
(No need to thank me for being sympathetic - this is just plain commonsense advice.....)
LOL done and done ✅ ✅
a proper little belter .. well not so little .. this is one o them larf a line posts innit 😉🌹
Thank you my dear lovely Nev, chuckle all the way to the pub this evening please do. 🤭🌹
Your imagination and creativity amaze me. This is a classic Teddy, I was smiling all the way through, such fun. So glad to know that no aliens were harmed.
Well maybe just his leg! LoL and the mona lisa has been put back up where she belongs, thank you so much dear Bella, ❤️
Finally, a phone for the little guy. He might go home a bit tipsy though. Better call him a cab. Don't want any drunks leaving the planet behind the wheel. 😊👍
The flying Uber? LoL 😆 thank you dearest A.P 🌹
Hysterical. Fantastic write.
Thank you dear Thomas. 🌹
Dear Teddy, I love your sense of humour. I think you may have had a few large G &T’s at home before you ventured to the pub:)) Now what brand of gin was this. Asking for a friend. 😂🌹
Yes my dear Cassie, it's Gin called teddies alien syrup lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 🤣 please let me know if your "friend" friend a bottle 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
Good fun words Teddy but the way I look at people is not the way they look but their attitude towards me in conversation. There hearts my be beautiful.
Andy
Yes of course dear Andy. 😆
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