Necropolis Nonsense While on a Tour…

Doggerel Dave


Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂

In a city like Sydney there has to be

Rookwood – an extremely large cemetery.

Here, and open since Victorian times,

Lie the buried plus associated shrines;

Orderly, each to their own division

In sections according to religion

Or faith. Saint Michael the Archangel,

A statue atop the Catholic chapel

Was, I understood, twice hit by lightning

And obliterated – quite frightening….

(He was the highest point, for all around

Everyone else was horizontal bound).

This time his third incarnation is safe

As a lightning conductor sustains belief.

 

But devoid of all tact and discretion,

I made my one and only contribution:

‘Twas “God taking the mickey” and verily

This was greeted like I’d dropped a big smelly

In a small crowded room…..

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 24th, 2024 21:21
  • Comment from author about the poem: “Michael” = ‘Mickey’ - geddit? Dedicated to Andy, who prompted a memory recall…
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  • Users favorite of this poem: Bella Shepard
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  • Goldfinch60

    Thank you for the dedication Dave and the fine words of your poem. Laphroaig is on me. Cheers!

    Andy

    • Doggerel Dave

      I keep my taste buds well tuned with some lesser liquid in anticipation Andy......

    • sorenbarrett

      Now this one was wonderful, well metered and rhymed but better yet was the hook at the end. Come on now Dave if there is a God I'm sure he'd take a mickey. After all he supposedly has all other human characteristics and I would never want a god that didn't have a sense of humor.

      • Doggerel Dave

        'Course he would - he was, after all created by man in man's own image.......
        Just have to be careful when and where you make that assertion, otherwise you could be sent into purdah at warp speed...

        • sorenbarrett

          Been there a couple of times

        • Neville


          As if to reinforce the fact that
          I enjoyed my visit here .. I did guffaw several times in fact, Sir Dog ..

          • Doggerel Dave

            Thanks Neville - glad you saw a couple of sly inserts beyond the punch line.

          • Thomas W Case

            Excellent work.

          • sorenbarrett

            What did Micky do to deserve that? I thought that he was one of the good guys/ A fun read Dave.

          • Bella Shepard

            Dearest Dave, verily I say unto to you, this is a beautifully crafted poem in every respect. Now I did have to google "taking the Mickey", which I had never heard before, and I think it most appropriate that God, wink wink, would annoint his favorite archangel in this most laudable way. You cheeky little devil, after my own heart!

            • Doggerel Dave

              Bella! You reunited me with my cultural roots – I didn’t even know that ‘taking the mickey’ was a piece of Cockney rhyming slang until I followed your excellent example and did the Google.
              Let us continue our mutual education – with care, Bella, with care. I’ll not blame you if you sometimes go bush for a while… (I’ll save you Google this time) To go bush: Aust inf. – to disappear for a while…

              • Bella Shepard

                My dear friend I need all the education I can get. Have a wonderful Sunday!

              • Thad Wilk

                "clapping"👏👋
                Haaa, brilliantly composed
                my friend!! 😅
                Very evocative with
                a 'cool touch of humor! 🤣
                My pleasure to read today!!
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • Doggerel Dave

                  Thanks Thad - yes I do feel slightly pleased with it myself, in a perverse kind of way....



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