Birdman!

orchidee



Now here's an adventure

A break from a song......

 

Fido and I decided to be The Birdman and Bird-Dog

But Fido didn't want to chance it

He said to me 'You go first

And I'll think about my turn'

 

So I strapped on my wings

Not for the first time

The wings snapped again

'Aiiieeeee! D'ya hear me

Jumping off this cllliifffff?'

 

Fido replied 'Good acting from you there, innit?'

But I was not hurt

I had tried some of KP's stuff

And landed on my botox botty

Which cushioned the fall

 

Fido said' It wouldn't have made any difference

If you had landed on your head

There's nothing in it

Only 3 brain cells!'

He knows these things....

Heehee

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 10th, 2024 02:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: A random Nutty Adventure of Fido and I.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • sorenbarrett

    Did you get anything in the hunt? And were these wings angel wings? Good write Orchi.

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. lol.

    • 2781

      As my sister used to remind me- no brain no pain.

      • orchidee

        Thanks 2. lol.

      • Cassie58

        Sounds like Fido is a bloomin intelligent dog Orchi 🙂 Have a very happy Friday.

        • orchidee

          Thanks Cassie. lol.

        • Thomas W Case

          Funny stuff. My cats are hysterical too.

          • orchidee

            Thanks Tom.

          • Goldfinch60

            The wings of old plastic never work Orchi, you need something more substantial like the wings of your pet pterodactyl you has a few years ago.

            Andy

            • orchidee

              Thanks Gold. lol. A series of unfortunate events.....

            • Doggerel Dave

              Gotta watch yourself orchi - your hymn output gonna suffer if you persist....have they got a place for you to write and transmit in Heaven.. 'cos they should get it going now as a matter of urgency....

              • orchidee

                Thanks D. Do they say: 'Geniuses (that'll be me for one. lol) have moments of madness'?

                • Doggerel Dave

                  I think that was a historical (hysterical?) observation, orchi, when at the time 'moment' was an extremely small little thing; but like many phenomena in the world today, has grown exponentially out of all proportion.....

                • Accidental Poet

                  I have to ask, did KP complain of her missing Botox? And did Fido decline his own attempt? 😁

                  • orchidee

                    Yes and yes! Thanks AP. lol.

                    • Accidental Poet

                      I thought so. Guess you won't be taking that leap of faith again. 😁

                    • Accidental Poet

                      After watching the video, I'm left with the advice: Wag More, Bark Less. 🐶

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks AP.



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