BMW Rant!

Goldfinch60



It is spreading,

This disease,

This disease BMW drivers have.

More and more people are doing it,

They are not bothering to indicate,

Indicate which way they are going.

I know BMWs no longer install them,

No longer install indicators

But are they now spreading the disease,

Or are BMW drivers now driving instructors!

So many just do not signal,

Or they do what happened yesterday.

I followed a car to the T junction,

The car indicated it was turning,

Turning right

And then turned left!

Do people no longer care,

No longer care about driving,

Driving correctly.

Or do they think,

Think they are driving,

Driving BMWs

And no longer need to indicate

As BMWs rule the roads!

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 2nd, 2024 01:02
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a rant about bad driving!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 25
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • orchidee

    Yes, and any make of car - when they don't stop at zebra crossings for us, though that's vans mostly I find.

    • Goldfinch60

      Thanks Orchi, I always stop at zebra crossings and it certainly annoys those behind me when there is nobody on the crossing. LOL

      Andy

    • Teddy.15

      lol I definitely am a fab driver although I would never have my own BMW they were stylish in the late 90's I'm more of a 🛼 doll. 🤣

      • Goldfinch60

        Skate onwards into your great life Teddy,

        Andy

      • Cassie58

        Dear Andy, they think they are a special breed and OWN the roads. I know exactly what you mean, as they zoom past me in my old Citroen, cursing that I even exist lol. Invariably the male of the species, I have found and young with it:) A fun write, but a truthful one. Your posted music was very stirring this morning. Have a good day.

        • Goldfinch60

          Yes they certainly think they are a special breed Cassie, thank you for your comment.

          That music is a piece that I am going to have at my funeral - but not for a long time yet.

          Andy

        • sorenbarrett

          I believe that this disease has already spread. I no longer trust anyone giving signal or not. What irritates me more are those that simply stop in the middle of the road and then don't move for minutes or more. Good write.

          • Goldfinch60

            Thank you soren. Yes there certainly are some awful drivers on the road who just do not care what problems they cause for others.

            Andy

          • 2781

            Might be a defective chip?

            • Goldfinch60

              Probably a chip in their brain 2781. LOL

              Andy

            • Thomas W Case

              Lol. I like my Suburban just fine. Good stuff.

              • Goldfinch60

                Thank you Thomas.

                Andy

              • Doggerel Dave

                I heard that it was Volvo drivers which other drivers did not like.....Have you picked the wrong car? Are Volvo and BMW the same car with just different labels?

                • Goldfinch60

                  It used tom be Volvo drivers but now it is definitely BMW drivers Dave.

                  Andy

                • Neville



                  Audi drivers are the new BMW boy drivers .. I've had both but fave my Alfa Romeo .. But I sure know what you mean .. Neville

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Yes they are definitely going that way Neville.

                    Andy

                  • Accidental Poet

                    Its the same here across the pond Andy. BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, it comes from an over stuffed wallet. 😉

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Very true AP, thank you for your comment.

                      Andy



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