Howdy y'all my names Wise Ass.
My hobby is fishing for bass.
Blue collar worker middle class.
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This is ma wife Mrs. Smart Ass.
No sense of humor lotsa sass.
Cross her she gets mighty crass.
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Next is my son he's lazy Ass.
His rooms a swamp quite morass.
Sniffs paint all day at night smokes grass.
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My daughters next she is kiss Ass.
She's stuck up thinks she is high class.
Won't sit with us when we're at mass?
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The youngest gal her names Dumb Ass.
Gave her the nickname of 'Shit Ass'.
Her diapers smell like mustard gas.
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Appointment time must leave, alas.
The psyche's seeing our son Jack Ass~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: June 4th, 2024 09:43
- Category: Unclassified
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Comments2
Love this so much
Thank you my friend!
Glad I could bring you
a chuckle or two! 😂
Best regards, peace ✌️
Thad
Hey Fax! 🍵
Thank you! 👍
A smile a day
keeps you
happy and gay!
I don't know about
the gay part though? 😂
Best regards!
Thad
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