~* We Are Thee Ass Family! *~

Howdy y'all my names Wise Ass.

My hobby is fishing for bass.

Blue collar worker middle class.

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This is ma wife Mrs. Smart Ass.

No sense of humor lotsa sass.

Cross her she gets mighty crass.

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Next is my oldest son lazy Ass.

His rooms a swamp quite morass.

Sniffs paint all day at night smokes grass.

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My daughters next she's kiss Ass.

She's stuck up thinks she is high class.

Won't sit with us when we're at mass?

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The youngest gal her names Dumb Ass.

Gave her the nickname of 'Shit Ass'.

Her diapers smell like mustard gas.

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Appointment time must leave, alas.

The psyche's seeing our son Jack Ass~

 

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