I often, hang out in the park
in spring, summer and fall.
To this park bench I would embark,
this pact is protocol.
```
I often, find nothing amiss.
The restrooms are like new.
Convenient if I need to piss,
or smoke a joint or two.
```
I often, when I am not broke,
buy a six pack of beer.
I always give ole Matt a toke.
It puts us in high gear.
```
I often, take my pussycat,
along with me each time.
Matt likes to sit upon my hat.
the view was just sublime..
```
I often, bring peanuts with me,
to this same spot each day.
Pigeons like em immensely.
They just can't stay away.
```
I often, will wait quietly
and sit there very still.
As I drop Matts leash silently.
He'd lunge in for the kill.
```
I often, bring a gunnysack.
At least ten Matt would catch.
Deed done we'd head back to our shack.
And cook the whole dang batch.
```
I often praised Matt, them's the facts.
This pussy's my best friend.
Without him there would be no snacks.
We're buddies to the end~
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- Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: June 19th, 2024 09:45
- Comment from author about the poem: True Story Folks...
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Lol! I like a working cat, catching dinner, mice and the like.
Howdy my friend! 👋
Yup, nothing like
a working cat! 🐈
I never go hungry
when I got Matt..😁
Thanks for visiting!
Best regards ✌️. Thad
I’ve heard pigeon curry is quite tasty. Never tried it myself. Enjoyed the read Thad and your posted pic.
Hii Cassie!! 🐦
Thank you
poetess,
Happy you enjoyed! 👍
Keep a smiling!! 😄
Best wishes 🌹. Thad
they do say truth is stranger than fiction .. and this proves it .. nicely poemed Thad and for what its worth, while you can beat an egg, you can't beat a nice roast pigeon or a pigeon pie .. can ya .. Neville
Howdy Neville!! 👋
Thank you, yes you
can't beat a nice
roast pigeon 🕊️ or
a yummy pigeon pie!
No sir!! 😅
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Good words Thad, it sounds as though you have great times with Matt.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋😄
Thank you yes,
me and Matt 😺
are livin' it large!! 🕊️ 🕊️
Thanks guy
for stopping by!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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