~*~ I Often, ~*~

Thad Wilk

I often, hang out in the park

in spring, summer and fall.

To this park bench I would embark,

this pact is protocol.

```

I often, find nothing amiss.

The restrooms are like new.

Convenient if I need to piss,

or smoke a joint or two.

```

I often, when I am not broke,

buy a six pack of beer.

I always give ole Matt a toke.

It puts us in high gear.

```

I often, take my pussycat,

along with me each time.

Matt likes to sit upon my hat.

the view was just sublime..

```

I often, bring peanuts with me,

to this same spot each day.

Pigeons like em immensely.

They just can't stay away.

```

I often, will wait quietly

and sit there very still.

As I drop Matts leash silently.

He'd lunge in for the kill.

```

I often, bring a gunnysack.

At least ten Matt would catch.

Deed done we'd head back to our shack.

And cook the whole dang batch.

```

I often praised Matt, them's the facts.

This pussy's my best friend.

Without him there would be no snacks.

We're buddies to the end~

 

     *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

 

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 19th, 2024 09:45
  • Comment from author about the poem: True Story Folks...
  • Category: Humor
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  • Mutley Ravishes

    Lol! I like a working cat, catching dinner, mice and the like.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy my friend! 👋
      Yup, nothing like
      a working cat! 🐈
      I never go hungry
      when I got Matt..😁
      Thanks for visiting!
      Best regards ✌️. Thad

    • Cassie58

      I’ve heard pigeon curry is quite tasty. Never tried it myself. Enjoyed the read Thad and your posted pic.

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii Cassie!! 🐦
        Thank you
        poetess,
        Happy you enjoyed! 👍
        Keep a smiling!! 😄
        Best wishes 🌹. Thad

      • Neville



        they do say truth is stranger than fiction .. and this proves it .. nicely poemed Thad and for what its worth, while you can beat an egg, you can't beat a nice roast pigeon or a pigeon pie .. can ya .. Neville

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Neville!! 👋
          Thank you, yes you
          can't beat a nice
          roast pigeon 🕊️ or
          a yummy pigeon pie!
          No sir!! 😅
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Goldfinch60

          Good words Thad, it sounds as though you have great times with Matt.

          Andy

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Andy!! 👋😄
            Thank you yes,
            me and Matt 😺
            are livin' it large!! 🕊️ 🕊️
            Thanks guy
            for stopping by!! 👍
            Best regards ✌️ Thad



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