S anta suspended for "HO" comment.
A nd though St. Nick's a jolly gent.
N ow denies that's what he meant.
T his accusation caused much resent.
A ll this stress, 'twas such torment!
C an the fat boy win the argument?
L awyers say yes, their confident.
A ll team players were hellbent.
U nhappy 'bout this whole event.
S uspension seemed quite evident!
S ome folks thought it cruel treatment.
U nfair the team bitch and lament.
S urely there was no ill intent?
P layers argued he should repent!
E ven tough, there was much discontent.
N o juror thought "HO" relevant.
D ropped all charges, off Santa went!
E veryone agreed a hundred percent;
D eep down, Santa Claus was innocent~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This poem form is > An ACROSTIC - MONORHYME....
- Category: Humor
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Was it a miscarriage of justice though?
Howdy my friend! 👋
No,
HO, HO, HO!
Thanks for
stopping by guy! 😁
Best regards, ✌️ Thad
You be careful with that language!
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Not even trying, are yer? You coulda made a challenge for yourself if you had ended each line with ..ho or ‘o’. You would have had a better chance if you had been Aussi, but you couldn’t help being born unfortunate, could yer…?
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😇
Howdy Dave!! 👋
Thanks for
stoppin' by
AND for
the nice
advice! HO-HO-HO! 😉
Rock on!! ✌️
Best regards Thad
Ho' wot fun you must have had ho ning such a complex & ho nestly entertaining acrostic as this sir Thad .. I personally find this particular poetic model rather difficult, but when I stumble across a bloomin good un like the one, bing ho .. it just has to be a winner .. ho nestly .. With much respect and kindest regards, Neville
Howdy Neville! Ho-Ho-Ho!
Thank you for your
Awesome commento bro!!🎄
Happy you enjoyed!! 👍
Y'all have a grrrrr8 Friday!
Best regards ✌️. Thad
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