*`> Turdle Catchin' Cuntest ( REDNECK )

Turdle catchin' takes lotsa guts.

Sum a ma frenz think am a putz.

They tell me ah cuud luuse ma nuts?

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Ah lernt this tradefrum unkill Will.

Catchin' theze 'snappurs' dun takz skil.

Evry-one noze ther grate ta grill!

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Theze kinda cuntests ah imbrace.

Tho lass yere ah cumed in thurd place.

Gut bitin by one in 'ma fase'!

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Ah loosed deeze 'uppur teeth' thet day.

Ah stil feil the pain, by the way.

Thet realie hert ta ma dizmay~

 

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