*`> Turdle Catchin' Cuntest ( REDNECK )

Thad Wilk

Turdle catchin' takes lotsa guts.

Sum a ma frenz think am a putz.

They tell me ah cuud luuse ma nuts?

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Ah lernt this tradefrum unkill Will.

Catchin' theze 'snappurs' dun takz skil.

Evry-one noze ther grate ta grill!

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Theze kinda cuntests ah imbrace.

Tho lass yere ah cumed in thurd place.

Gut bitin by one in 'ma fase'!

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Ah loosed deeze 'uppur teeth' thet day.

Ah stil feil the pain, by the way.

Thet realie hert ta ma dizmay~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 21st, 2024 09:59
  • Comment from author about the poem: y'ALL ALWAYZ GUTTER GRAB YER TURDLE BYE THER TALE...
  • Category: Reflection
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Blimey Tad I hain't got no hidea wat yur burbling on abaut...... no LOL;...just a snigger......!!

  • Thad Wilk

    Howdy Dave 🤠 !
    Ah shoa preciate yer
    Kine wuurds bro!!
    Makin sum turtle
    soup 🐢 cum on
    down ah'll save
    ya a bouul!! 😁
    Best regards ✌️. Thad



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