~> If Ya Got It, Flaunt It

Thad Wilk

I am moving here to L.A.

I know I will enjoy my stay.

Got my legs and boobs waxed today.

I feel so gay,

I feel so gay.

```

Folks always said I'm well endowed.

My nipples stand out in a crowd.

Feel like I'm walking on a cloud.

Makes me so proud,

makes me so proud.

```

Whilst here I'll buy some hot pants too.

If their on sale I'll buy a few.

And all my tops will be see through.

For my debut.

for my debut.

```

The paparazzi should be there.

My pictures the whole world will share.

At this 'hot body' all will stare.

I've got such flair,

I've got such flair~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 23rd, 2024 08:51
  • Comment from author about the poem: The Monotetra form was created by Michael Walker, It has a mono rhyme scheme in each stanza. It has 4 lines per stanza, 8 syllables per line. In the last line of each stanza, 4 syllables are repeated as if in an echo, a little refrain... Each stanza can have a different rhyme, but, all 4 lines within each stanza must rhyme...
  • Category: Humor
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Comments3

  • Doggerel Dave

    Gay = happy; gay = happy; gay==happy.
    Dickhead = Dickhead ==Dickhead.
    Apologies to all LGBTQs out there, but it was the only way I could cope….
    Interesting rhyme scheme, Thad.

    • Mason Vollman

      Gay=Happy. Rainbow=Gods Promise. Amen Dave

      • Doggerel Dave

        Mason: Don't mention "rainbow" to me! Way back in the seventies the rainbow was unambiguously a peace symbol (I should know - I participated in many peace marches, although my participation seems to have made zero difference) subsequently it's been nicked...........

      • 1 more comment

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Dave!! 🤠 👋
        Thank you for
        continued support!
        Much appreciated!!
        Keep smiling 😁 👍
        Best regards Thad

      • Goldfinch60

        Good fun write Thad.

        Andy

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Andy!
          Thanks for visiting!!
          Keep a smiling,
          have a great Monday!
          Best regards, peace Thad



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