Aggh! the heat!

orchidee



Oh no, not temperatures warming up, says KP

It ruins me botox

Makes it all melt, ya know!

 

It changes her appearance

From an old trout to - Oh I dunno what

But it's a ghastly sight to see her

At any season!

 

Now, are ya hoping it won't be the proverbial

'Summer in the UK was (is) two days in June*?

(*or insert another summer month here)

 

We were beginning to say, maybe:

'What's that big yellow thing in the sky?'

Sometimes making front page news

 

But some days there can't be much news

We had Uri Geller saying something about aliens and Stonehenge

As potty as David Icke and such like

It's most embarrassing

Uri only lives about 3 miles from us

I got no spoons left - he bent them all

When I saw him on a road trip!

(Didn't really see him - too boring)

 

I give Fido plenty of bowls of water

And he keeps cool, wearing his shades

While checking poet's poems

The 18+ thing, ya know!

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 25th, 2024 01:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: A digression!
  • Category: Humor
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Comments5

  • 2781

    I imagine the parks will be full of pale skinned bodies, bet you need your sunnies.

    • orchidee

      How is it where you are now?! Start of Winter?

      • 2781

        Between a somewhat chilli 7, to a very pleasant 19.
        But you can't please everybody.

      • Tom Dylan

        Yes, boiling, Orchi. I'm not made for weather like this! 🙂

        • orchidee

          Thanks Tom.

        • Neilton

          ahh i hate this weather ! here in greece you feel like your skin is melting !

          • orchidee

            Thanks N.

          • Doggerel Dave

            My commiserations, orchi. Mind you, it is entirely possible to have rain, heat and humidity all in one bargain package: so groan on.....!

            • orchidee

              Thanks D. The heat affects the famous KP who I supposedly married. lol.

            • sorenbarrett

              Don't over heat on those over 18 poems Orchi keep cool. Good write Orchi

              • orchidee

                Thanks SB. It's Fido who barks fiercely over the 18+ poems. lol.



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