Always With Me

orchidee



Yep, it's about KP and I

Unfortunately she's always with me

 

I'll never leave you, dear, she says

'Just keep giving me money for botox'

'I'll hang around like a good apple'

Methinks, hang around like a bad apple, or smell, or penny, more like

And 'I know you don't see me much in person, honey

But you can always see me

In the papers; on the telly; in magazines

Almost anywhere, in fact'

 

You know my motto:

'Me, me, me, now and always!'

 

She drives Fido mad too

He thinks there's a trout in the house

Well, there is - an old one! lol

 

Note to self: What is this?

This slagging off KP daily?

Fido replies - 'It's a pity you married her

Though 'twas that day

She hid the water from your whisky

You got tipsy and said, Yes'

 

I thought she said

'Do you want a ride

In a horse and carriage, dear?'

But she said 'marriage'

 

There's no escape

She's tied a ball and chain to my leg

And thrown away the key!

 

I've chosen a dark picture

There's KP and I

On the dark road to nowhere!

And the video shows one of our wedding hymns

(Note the first line!)

 

This is all true, ya know! heehee

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 27th, 2024 01:54
  • Comment from author about the poem: This should be in the 'Horror' category, but it's not in the list!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 14
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Comments4

  • Neilton

    Haha that must have been traumatizing! Great write!

    • orchidee

      Thanks N. lol.

    • Tom Dylan

      This made me smile, but I was half-expecting a nice romantic ending. I shudda known. 🙂 Really enjoyed this, mate.

      • orchidee

        Thanks T. Argh! It can only get worse. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Do you suffer from PTSD? Good write Orchi

        • orchidee

          Thanks SB. Yes, lol.

        • Thomas W Case

          Fantastic.

          • orchidee

            Thanks T.



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