Here I Stand

Maplespal

I drank the wine, water, and squished the grapes.​

Then took a piss in the loo.​

Been evolving since humanity was a bunch of apes.​

Farted and sat for a poo.​

I went to the store to get smokes and a drink,​

and tripped over the curb on the way.​

A ten, a twenty, got $3.52 back I think,​

had change already, hard to say​

Opened the pack, threw the trash,  smoke lit,​

clouds came over our heads.​

Pouring, running, soaked, shit​

Into the store that sells breads​

Product chosen, wallet out,  all set,​

bought some buns, a 6 pack.​

The smells, yeast and hair that is wet.​

Into the rain, got to get back.​

Door opened, stepped in, dropped all,​

to the throne for sitting.​

To the stairs, the turtle is small.​

Stop.​

In my pants I'm shitting​

Here I stand

  • Author: Maplespal (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 27th, 2024 05:00
  • Comment from author about the poem: Sorry, was in a bad place last night and tried to get out of it. First attempt at a humor poem. I need practice.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 7


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