Come on in and take a leak,
I promise you that we won't peek.
Our eyes are closed no monkey shine.
When you're done you'll feel just fine.
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Make sure now that your AIM is good.
These paneled walls are only wood.
Just 'whip' it out and have some fun.
And press the button when you're done!
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Yup be sure to FLUSH 'fore you go.
Don't want those yellow stains to show.
Party hearty and drink more beer.
Y'all come back soon, we're always here~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 3rd, 2024 08:34
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
spending a penny has taken a whole new meaning Thad.
one to be applauded my friend.
Howdy my friend!! 👋😎
Thank you for
your visit and
the applause!!
Glad you got a
chuckle or two!😆
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Once upon a time, there were just three wise monkeys, but the impossibility and sheer naivety of their demands were recognized and they plus a couple of mates were condemned to a lifetime of being pissed on. However their attempts to put a positive spin (as here) on their situation is wholly commendable.
Howdy Dave! 🐶 🤠
Thank ya
kindly my friend!! 😊
I was wondrin\'
how those
extra two monkeys 🐒🐒
came into the picture! 😁
Best regards ✌️. Thad
Well, they were 'close associates', enforcers really: 'Shut the fuck up' and 'I'm going to pop ya'
Good fun write Thad.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 🤠 🍵
Thank ya kindly! 🐒
Best regards 😁 ✌️
Thad
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