You gotta meet my honeybun.
When we get into our foreplay,
each night we have a practice run.
She really ' takes my breath away.'
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You gotta meet my honeybun.
She' my 'rolling pin' I'm her dough.
Sometimes her rolls are overdone.
My 'collapsed lungs' they tell me so.
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You gotta meet my honeybun.
Every night we try something new.
She 'cracks me up' it's so much fun.
No pun; all that I say is true.
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You gotta meet my honeybun.
I can't believe she is ALL mine.
At making love she's number one.
Though once; she fractured my whole spine.
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In her loving 'grasp' I'll remain.
As long as I can stand the pain~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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Comments7
Excellent
Howdy Tony!! 👋
Thank you for
Your 'excellent'
commento bro! 👍
Y'all have a grrrr8 day!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome
Lol, Thad! BTW, don't give up ALL your power, keep it in the temple.
Howdy my friend! 🤠
Thank you for
your concern , l won't
give up ALL my
power, 😱
Hey thanks for
visit and for
your cool comment! 🤣
Best regards ✌️. Thad
Your insistence that I "meet" your honeybun is just the tiniest bit sus, Thad. I’m sure with my personal magnetism I could manage this with ease. However, although you appear to be so comfortable in your current relationship, I’m pretty sure you’ve got something going on the side with the nurse who saw your through your recent injuries.
Howdy Dave!! 🐶
Thank you, yup
my back injury nurse
seems to be giving
me the eye 👁️ lately
think She wants me
to "break" it off
with that gal.
Thanks for visiting!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I am sure that your power of love can bring all to the wonder of your lives Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋
Thank you for
visiting my friend!! 👍
You have a great Thursday!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
................. Sweet & then some 🙂
A glutton for punishment, yes you are Thad:) A fun write and that honeybun appears amply blessed. 🙂 All the best.
Hii Cassie!! 🐦
Yes, I am a glutton
for punishment! 😭 🤕
Yup, but it only hurts
for a little while. 😳
Y'all have a grrrrr8
Thursday!!! 😉
Best wishes 🙏🌹. Thad
Plenty of choice there.
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