How Long?

orchidee



How long, O Lord?

Some of the Psalmists and other Bible writers

Ask this of the Lord God

 

Also - how long must you poets

And anyone really

Have to put up with my ridiculous nonsense?!

But it's all true, you know

My marriage to KP

And our 1,001 mad adventures!

 

Fido says to you

Just humour old Orchi

That'll keep him quiet

And he is very old

 About 5 million years old, he says

And his friend Goldfinch too!

 

Fido also says

Orichi dunno what day it is half the time

Or what year or Century even

He still thinks The Battle of Hastings

Is going on since 1066

Cos he was the in person - so he says!

 

But he did warn you

That his picture is not giant rats or hamsters

Though he can't afford to visit you

He has to pay out for KP's botox! heehee

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 11th, 2024 01:47
  • Comment from author about the poem: Some words from me and Fido!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 17
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Viva jolly old KP - I'm not a very hospitable person - though very noble for taking the blame on myself.....

    • orchidee

      Thanks Dave.

    • sorenbarrett

      Age is a relative thing and I have relatives that are older than me, but not many. Good write Orchi

      • orchidee

        Thanks SB. KP's not as old as her botox. The botox is fairly new-ish. lol.

      • Goldfinch60

        You still remember the Battle then, it is a pity you cannot spell your name in the poem Orichi. LOL

        Andy

        • orchidee

          Thanks Gold. lol.



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