68,000 or thereabouts

orchidee

68,000 reads of my poems by poets, or thereabouts?!

I never knew it was so many

Now that you can find some stats on your profile

Just click on your user name to find out!

 

Who is this person? Is it you?

Visited my poems 68,000 times

I assume it's one person

Or was it 68,000 different poets?

If so, I never knew there were so many poets here!

 

Noooo, says Fido, not one person

It was me, Fido, who looked in

67,999 of the times!

Cos I had to check

You had written nothing too 'hot' or swoony

But if so, to make sure

You had ticked that 18+ box

And you know I save you from swoons

For your own good!

 

What's your numbers........?

Just click on your user name to find out!

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 18th, 2024 01:38
  • Comment from author about the poem: Can't really think of a video for today. You seen all your extra info / statistics? It's educational on 'ere, ya know!
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 40
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Comments8

  • 2781

    Wonderful, can I up my own stats by reading my own poems?

    • orchidee

      Yes, suppose so. We can even 'like' or 'favourite' our own poems - but only once each! lol.

    • Goldfinch60

      Is that all Orchi I have had 96,441 reads.

      Andy

      • orchidee

        Thanks Gold. I can only recall being off MPS for 1 week, then another 2 weeks later on. So - about 34,000 more reads of your poems got in!

      • Neville

        I like it when you deviate from your usual genre .. but then you are a bit of a deviant aint ya Orchidee .. Actually, I do like you a little bit, but I am not so keen on the new MPS add ons, maybe I'm just stuck in my ways .. perhaps .. Neville

        • orchidee

          Thanks N. it's confusing at times - press some button and it jumps to 'extra stuff'.

        • sorenbarrett

          A badge of pride indeed. Someone out their is stealing your hymns for their religious services. They certainly are good enough.

          • orchidee

            Thanks SB. They can use them. But one church didn't want to know. It was not where they were "at". No - they rather have endless 'Choruses' and drive ya mad with repetition. Some were of a ropey quality.
            Goldfinch has thousands more 'reads' than me!

          • Bella Shepard

            I'd say you deserve a badge of honor to wear proudly every time you sit down to write. And don't let Fido give you a hard time, he's just jealous because he hasn't got thumbs. which is probably a good thing. Congrats!

            • orchidee

              Thanks Bella. Fido knows - he even barks at me if I forget 18+ button! lol.

            • Cassie58

              I’ve seen the new stats, so can clearly see who the seasoned residents are here on MPS. I am a newbie, still trying to find my way around. You have some pretty impressive figures there Orchi.

              • orchidee

                Thanks Cassie. Goldfinch has more!

              • Jerry Reynolds

                Geez. Just write a poem.

                • orchidee

                  I'm just rambling - nothing new there then? lol.

                  • Jerry Reynolds

                    Me as well, Like an old Nash Rambler I keep plugging along.

                  • Thomas W Case

                    Crazy. It was good and informative.

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks T. Who are these people? - 68,000. lol.



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