I got told a story
Doubt that it's true
About a talented young man
And the things he could do.
A natural actor
Could dance and sing
A real entertainer
Could do everything.
The talent scouts had stars in their eyes..
They ask him his name, and to their surprise-
Penis Von Lesbian! is what he exclaimed.
I am very proud and in no way ashamed.
Well, they said:
We think that name could cause some strife..
How about we call you
Dick Van Dyke?
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Author:
Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 25th, 2024 00:58
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Comments3
A most fun read with a great punch line or hook. Well done
It's a rehashing of an old joke
Well, if an old joke , I've never heard it before....so I've got to keep on living...there's more to learn yet....
...and I did get a good laugh even as the impropriety ........
Gave me a wack..
Glad you enjoyed it
Lol. Excellent.
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