Unoriginal

I got told a story 

Doubt that it's true 

About a talented young man

And the things he could do.

 

A natural actor 

Could dance and sing

A real entertainer

Could do everything. 

 

The talent scouts had stars in their eyes..

 

They ask him his name, and to their surprise-

 

Penis from lesbian is what he exclaimed!

 

I am very proud and in no way ashamed. 

 

Well, they thought 

That name could cause some strife..

How about we call you

Dick Van Dyke?