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I got told a story 

Doubt that it's true 

About a talented young man

And the things he could do.

 

A natural actor 

Could dance and sing

A real entertainer

Could do everything. 

 

The talent scouts had stars in their eyes..

 

They ask him his name, and to their surprise-

 

Penis Von Lesbian! is what he exclaimed.

 

I am very proud and in no way ashamed. 

 

Well, they said:

We think that name could cause some strife..

How about we call you

Dick Van Dyke?

  • Author: Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 25th, 2024 00:58
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • sorenbarrett

    A most fun read with a great punch line or hook. Well done

    • 2781

      It's a rehashing of an old joke

    • Doggerel Dave

      Well, if an old joke , I've never heard it before....so I've got to keep on living...there's more to learn yet....

      ...and I did get a good laugh even as the impropriety ........

      • 2781

        Gave me a wack..
        Glad you enjoyed it

      • Thomas W Case

        Lol. Excellent.



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