Alas, for depression a remedy!
Just a single 'blue pill' can make your day.
Trust me, pop just one and you will feel free.
It will take ALL of those dark clouds away.
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Worry not that your boss AND job "both suck"!
And your world seems to be falling apart.
Take one Fuckitol, you won't give a fu@k.
Quickly your body will get a jumpstart.
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Don't feel stressed if life gives you a low blow.
Believe me all that I say it is true.
For Fuckitol's the only way to go.
All at once your world will be come brand new!
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And oh how great your sex life will feel;
I swear to you, Fuckitol's the real deal~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 26th, 2024 09:49
- Comment from author about the poem: Shakespearean Sonnet... Yes, Sonnets can be funny, cuz I said so...
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
Have tried that pill sometimes it works and sometimes not its all a matter of thought A most fun read
Howdy my friend! 👋😎
Thanks for stoppin' by guy!
Glad I could bring you
a chuckle or two! 😂
Best regards ✌️. THAD
Do not panic folks just because Shakespeare is spinning in his grave like a turbine since this poet, Thad Wilk has played with the form which bears his name and utilized it in a crass advertising exercise.
Just feed him a couple of Fuckitol………
Howdy Dave!! 🐶
Thanks for visiting
AND by the way..
Your unique comments
always
make my day! 😂
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are welcome, Thad - any old time.....😊
I do not need that pill as all is great in my life with my Mary.
Andy
Hii ya Andy! 🍵
Thanks for visiting!! 😊
I'm glad that you don't need that pill.
Sounds like to me you never will.
Rock on brother!! 🥁 🎵🎶 🎶 🎵
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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