At a party this is no lie.
I met a gal named Lauralie.
This chick I just could not pass by.
One thing I want to clarify.
She had a figure for to die.
Her eyes were bluer than the sky.
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Her skin so smooth it made me sigh.
She floated like a butterfly.
Her voice was like a lullaby,
looked sweeter than an apple pie.
She winked at me she wasn't shy.
Felt like it was Fourth of July.
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She turned me on I can't deny.
Being a handsome single guy;
went to her table, and whereby.
Seat next to her I'd occupy.
Ecstatic man my hopes were high.
Two margarita's I would buy.
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Three more this night this chick would try.
Then everything just went awry,
what happened next 'twould horrify!
I froze just like a Samurai.
To think about it, I still cry.
Into my drink fell her 'glass eye'~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 27th, 2024 09:07
- Comment from author about the poem: Mono-rhyme....A bit of glass eye humor....
- Category: Reflection
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Comments3
Any account which includes a proclamation that it is no lie is normally met with a certain scepticism by me. I’m pretty sure further stanzas would poetify her wooden leg and wig. However the middle portion, I admit did get me going a little….so overall, well done Sir.
Howdy Dave! 🤠 🍵
Yer right it wasn't just the eye 👁️
Later found out, 'she' was a 'guy'. 😱
Thanks for visiting my friend.
Your comments are the living end! 😀
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Glad to be of service Thad. It's not just the big corporations which practice false advertising.......
Unsightly I say. I wouldn't let a small thing like that upset the night. Well written and a fun read.
Thanks my friend for stopping by! 👍
It wasn't just that small thing,
Later found out she was a 'guy'!¿ 😳
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Wonderful fun write Thad, did she get her glass eye out of your drink?
Andy
Howdy Andy guy!! 🍵
No, Eye 👁️ accidently
drank her eye.. 😭
I choked an gagged
I thought I'd die.
Thanks my friend for
stopping by! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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