“Kiss My Rump Donald Trump” by Sandy and Richard Riccardi
Knowing right from wrong
Applies to everyone
Even you Mr. Trump
You old fart piece of dung
I know I’m not alone
When I say your full of it
There’s a stench that follows you
And it smells a lot like shit
It comes out of your butt
It comes out of your mouth
Sorry to inform you
Your claim of genius is in doubt
Politicians use a prepared speech
Whereas you just let it fly
Not of solving Human Relations
But stories to all but you, a lie
Your quoted as saying
“Let’s make America great again”
I hear it differently
Let’s make lying wrong again
At your rallies
You dance up quite a storm
But you’re your own worst enemy
A slimy self-centered worm
Someone running for political office
Doesn’t act like you do
Come November you’ll be found
Sitting in your own pile of poo
Copyright © Accidental Poet 2024
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- Comment from author about the poem: Unless you’re Donald Trump, no offense readers, the video bounced off my funny bone in a most fitting way ~ AP.
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, Maplespal, Bella Shepard
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Dearest A.P I did have a chuckle 🤭 I wouldn't want to be an American citizen come November, the media and social media have proved to be incredibly dangerous bias and I've seen a lot of fake news and propaganda, I can only say I hope that come this political moment in November I hope all Americans will find some sort of serenity and peace, your country has been incredibly divided. In Europe its the same we don't have Trump but we have Johnson and Farage and Le.Pen and Salvini, so many I cannot name them all. I've had a good chuckle and I'm with you 100% Mr Trump is more suited for a cameo in honey I brushed my hair!!!! lol 🤣🤣
Thanks Teddy, Trump seems to make a fool of himself every time he opens his mouth. Never have I ever seen a politician talk and act like he does. 🫤
When he was elected president I was surprised that he wasn't assassinated with three weeks of becoming president.
Andy
Someone almost got to him this time, but that's turned into a farse too. He's a joke unto himself. Thanks Andy. 😁
Just be sure you are not alone AP ..
I am right beside you .. and its probably best if I shut up now otherwise, if I go on a rant, I will probably get thrown off MPS such is my contempt for the idiot in question .. Great post & accompanying YouTube footage .. Neville
Trump may have a following N, but I believe it to be dwindling as Trump proves himself the self-centered idiot that he is. Plus, I quite sure MPS supports freedom of speech on this site as long as it doesn't get too overly into obscenities. Thanks for the read buddy. 😁👍
I'm still chuckling ..
Glad to hear it. So am I. 😆
Love us old people we know how to say it.
Thanks Maplespal, I've heard a saying...
"Don't piss off old people, the older they get the less life in prison is a deterrent". And in Donald Trump's case, what goes around comes back around. 😁
May I take it that you won't be voting Republican? Loved the video and the poem was fun and a strong statement.
You can take that to the bank soren. This was inspired be the video where I just had to post something to go with it. Thanks soren. 😁👍
I say Amen brother, I'd write more but I'm laughing to hard. Perfect!
I celebrate your laughter Bella. 😁🌹
Great to read you, the poet still in control of perfect form roar off like that, AP. Have no doubt where my sentiments lie.
I must however check myself occasionally to remember that he is only a symptom of a much wider and more entrenched disease.
Thanks for the read Dave. 😉👍
So then, lets see how this bimbo Harris deals with the like of Putin. He'll have her for dinner. Lesser evil?
Time will tell Dan. Thanks for reading.
Hello AP. We have just suffered elections here in the UK. Good luck for yours. There appears to be division everywhere. We are certainly divided in the UK. Your video made me smile, but covered serious issues. I am not a fan of Trump, but neither was I impressed with the other one, not now standing. I can only wish you well for November. Happy Saturday. 🙂
Thanks Cassie, I wasn't a fan of Trump or Biden. But I would've voted for Biden as a vote against Trump and deal with any Biden issues later. I think Trump knows he can't face Harris in a debate so he's afraid of coming up short. We shall see as time moves on. 😉
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