Window 'twas open to my flat,
in flew a gorgeous demon bat.
She stared at me her glance so sweet,
and said hi big boy, TRICK OR TREAT!
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One look and I was hypnotized,
her boobies a treat for the eyes.
She was a really lovely lass,
had shapely hips and a nice @ss.
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Not into bat chicks, as a rule.
That sexy bod just made me drool.
She turned me on I liked her style.
those pointed ears did so beguile.
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This creature sure was not aloof,
we even had sex on the roof!
Don't know how I survived it though?
Got bat wing bruised from head to toe.
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One of "her horns" lopped off my ear.
I won't be screwing her next year.
Quickly, I reached that conclusion;
after my last, "blood transfusion"~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 13th, 2024 09:54
- Comment from author about the poem: This is a true tale, I don't make these up..
- Category: Special occasion
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Comments3
Sounds like Shylock's bargain of a pound of flesh. Too pricy a cost for sex paid in blood. A fun write.
Hi ya Soren!! 👋 🍵
Yeah, I nailed that window
shut, not taking any chances
that she might fly in! 🦇🦇 😂
Y'all have a great day! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I just feel it to be a little early to make any hasty decisions, Thad. You have a whole year to wait. By that time your wounds will be but a distant memory, your highly emotional state reduced to its normal level of steely determination.
Give it time -you’ll see…..
Howdy Dave,!! 👋 🐶
Well she didn't lop off
my whole ear 👂 just
half a ear.
I just might see her
again next year!! 🦇 😂
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Good fun write Thad.
Thank you my friend!! 👋 🍵
Happy you enjoyed!! 👍
Y'all have a great day!!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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