What's In A Name

Tom Dylan


Notice of absence from Tom Dylan
Sorry if there is a delay in replying or if I'm away for short periods. Sometimes life gets in the way. As John Lennon says, life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.

Benny Fishery is sorting out his will.

Helen Back has been through so much already.

Ed Ucation has a Masters Degree from Oxford University.

Warren Peace sends me these really long messages,

but Peter Out stopped texting after a while.

I didn’t get a reply to my text to Noah Vale.

Christi Anity goes to church every Sunday.

Geri Atric isn’t as young as she used to be.

Mal Nutrition should check his diet out.

Terry Fied is scared of his own shadow.

Vic Torious always plays to win.

Alan Key is busy doing DIY this weekend.

Phil Anthropy does a lot for his local area.

Paul Ite always says good morning.

Pat Icular likes things done a certain way.

Anna Notherthing has something she would like to add :

Thank you and goodnight.

  • Author: Tom Dylan (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 30th, 2024 02:37
  • Comment from author about the poem: I have had this idea for something about names. Beneficiaries becoming Benny Fisheries and so on. This was what I came up with.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 98
  • Users favorite of this poem: Qurrathul Ain, Bella Shepard, Cheeky Missy
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol And yes, do you know Bill Stickers or Bill Posters? What they done? They are always being prosecuted! lol.
    With my syllables in my poems, I consult Miss Cilla Berles for help.

    • Tom Dylan

      Haha! Yes, Orchi.. poor old Bill is always being prosecuted! 🙂 Love it!

    • Doggerel Dave

      😅😂🤣 Wot is poetry if it is not playing with words? Kept me amused from beginning to end, Tom. Wish I had thought of it first!

      • Tom Dylan

        Thanks, Dave. Really appreciated. I had the idea ages ago, Benny Fisheries.. and finally got round to writing it. Mind you, this could go on and on, couldn't it? 🙂

        • Doggerel Dave

          You tell me, Mate - after that I'm leaving it to a professional......

          • Tom Dylan

            Billy O'Naire and his sister Millie... Mike Roscope... Julie Noted, Joy Ningfee.. 🙂

          • sorenbarrett

            A play on names loved it. In one form or another we have done something similar in the past. A most fun read.

            • Tom Dylan

              Thanks a lot for your comments, Soren. Really appreciated. I started with Benny Fishery and it kinda spiralled from there. Was a lot of fun coming up with them all. 🙂 Cheers, Tom.

            • Bella Shepard

              This has to be the cleverist and most entertaining poem I have ever read, no lie. I loved every line. Kudos dear poet, you have created a masterpiece!

              • Tom Dylan

                Aw thank you so much. I've had the idea to do something with names that sound like something else. Really glad you liked it. 🙂

              • Cheeky Missy

                You're too fun.

                • Tom Dylan

                  Thanks, Missy. 🙂

                • Dan Williams

                  This is way past clever. Very amusing. Well done.

                  • Tom Dylan

                    Thanks Dan, really appreciated.

                  • Thomas W Case

                    Very creative. Great work.

                    • Tom Dylan

                      Thanks, Thomas. Really appreciated.



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