Karmasutra

Teddy.15

 

I am a woman
of the Earth
I want my world to shake

from the skies to the ground

arriving to the greatest parts
of my body
in less than a moment
​​​​​like a lightning bolt of passion
 
I want to be blinded by hunger

take me I can bend like a pretzel
I will be the first to define your
Biryani.

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 13th, 2024 02:01
  • Comment from author about the poem: A change of poem happy Friday 🤣
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 28
  • Users favorite of this poem: Qurrathul Ain, sorenbarrett
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  • sorenbarrett

    Highly sensual Teddy in a very tasteful way. Short but quite sensuous. Loved it

    • Teddy.15

      Can you believe I bend like a pretzel? lol 🤣

      Thank you my dear sorrenbarret 🌹

    • Doggerel Dave

      I'm mercifully ignorant in that I'm not even sure quite what a pretzel is.....😇!!!🙃

      • Teddy.15

        It's a very bendy roundish treat made out of doug, Google it its fun, you may find them easily at any world food market 💜

        🥨

        • Doggerel Dave

          Who knew there was an emoji for what on inspection turned out to be a pretzel...? Well it seems you did, and I nearly missed it down there in the corner...
          And thanks for that - direct to required information...though how the hell I would eat it I have no idea: halfway through I'm sure a bit would get stuck in my ear...(so no LOL as I would now be deaf anyway...)

          • Teddy.15

            LMAO 🌹

          • Cassie58

            Dear Teddy, I think I’ll have some of what you are eating. Did you know there is an Indian restaurant in Hammersmith called the Karmasutra? Biryani’s are on the menu. This is a hot and spicy fun write for the weekend. Love it. 😂🌹

            • Teddy.15

              I can hear your laugh from here dearest Cassie. 🤣 I can really bend like a pretzel you know lol🌹

            • Tony36

              Excellent write Teddy

              • Teddy.15

                Thank you dearest Tony36 🌹

                • Tony36

                  You're welcome Teddy

                • MendedFences27

                  I believe the passion should last a bit longer than a lightning bolt, and pretzels can be fun. I have no idea about Biryani, but if it will stand still long enough, I'm in. So now my Friday is awakened and I'm praying for rain.
                  What a saucy poem. - Phil A.

                  • Teddy.15

                    I'm quite saucy sometimes 🤣 thank you for the chuckle dearest Phil. 🌹 🥨

                    • MendedFences27

                      I can't believe there's a Pretzel Emoji.!!!

                      • Teddy.15

                        🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨

                      • Ladywithaquill

                        Bend like a Pretzel??? It's the most hilarious line ever!

                        • Teddy.15

                          Thank you so much 🤣

                        • Dan Williams

                          Yes, sure, I had to look up Biryani. That, and bending like a pretzel? Wow.

                          • Teddy.15

                            This is total comedy, I hope 🤣 thank you dearest Dan. 🌹

                          • Goldfinch60

                            Beautiful words Teddy.

                            Andy

                            • Teddy.15

                              Not sure you read this one dear Andy. It's a bit saucy thank you. 🤣

                              • Goldfinch60

                                Oh yes I did Teddy, I know what you were saying. LOL

                                Andy



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