When I got up this morning there was water in the shower
and I thought: "How am I going to survive?"
First off, I called a plumber, but I waited for an hour
and I doubt that he's intending to arrive.
I tried a sticking plaster, but that was a disaster -
it did not begin to mitigate the leak.
In fact, it seems the water is flowing even faster.
Am I going round the bend or up the creek?
I'm calling the insurance. It's a test of my endurance.
I'm on hold - that means I'll have to wait for ever
and the bloody dreadful music simply makes me want to lose it.
How I wish that I was competent and clever.
When everything goes wrong, why aren't I big and strong
enough to deal with all the problems in my life?
Now I've got a sinking feeling water's coming through the ceiling.
I'm just waiting for the grown-ups to arrive.
- Author: rose.m ( Offline)
- Published: September 16th, 2024 07:43
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 16
Comments1
Turn off the water main, next time.
Good thinking
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